google shuts down gmail for two hours to show its immense power - youtube
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subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbuasocially inclusive hiphop group the black eyed peas have added the wheelchair-bound rapper truwheel to

fda official: quotjust eat a goddamn vegetablequot - youtube
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during the daily briefing tucker hope reports that the fda is urging americans to put something green in their dumb mouths

erin bares it all - sex house - ep 4
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sex house gets spiced up with a sexy photo shoot by european sensation soren damgaard erin039s scandalous announcement changes everything the housemates pine for honeysubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionfollow onion digital studios on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomoniondigstudios

sneak peak at the next onn on ifc: nation elects first openly drunk senator
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spiders: christ fucking spiders - horrifying planet
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christ almighty spiders were designed to disgust and terrorize the other living creatures on this planet with those spindly fucking legsah fuck that039s the worst spiders are the fucking fucking worstsubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionfollow onion digital studios on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomoniondigstudios

cheap clean natural gas: earth039s one good feature - horrifying planet - ep 6
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sky energy is proud to partner with horrifying planet in forging sustainable futures for this generation and many more to come fresh clean natural gas lies just below the earth039s surface and with a simple and safe process called fracking we can extract this valuable commodity for all to sharesubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionfollow onion digital studios on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomoniondigstudios

blankets no longer warm me - troublehacking with drew cleary
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while people often love warming themselves with blankets many want to join in and can039t simply because they are undereducated on what a blanket is time to trouble hack through the ignorance and get to the bottom of these blanket woessubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionfollow drew cleary on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtroublehackerfollow onion digital studios on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomoniondigstudios

sexy truth or sexy dare - sex house - ep 2
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jay plays sexy doctor to tara after she gets a second-degree burn from a blast of scalding hot air frank and erin enjoy a post-sex thank you basket filled with meats and cheeses derek mopes through truth or dare game subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionfollow onion digital studios on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomoniondigstudioslike the gift basket but missed the sex check out erin and frank getting busy in episode 1: http:bitlyluhj4d

zebras: nature039s ultimate prey - horrifying planet
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docile and begging for death the zebra traverses the african plain counting down the seconds until a predator tears the flesh from its bone subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionfollow onion digital studios on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomoniondigstudios

get on that pole - sex house - ep 3
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tara and alex are at each other039s throats when a sexy pole dance instructor teaches the ladies how to sex themselves up the boys take a few tips from legendary insult comedian danny vullmer about how to give their tips to the ladiessubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionfollow onion digital studios on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomoniondigstudiossubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

chimpanzees: dumber than all humans - horrifying planet
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why do we revere the pathetic trifling of man039s closest animal relative when a mentally devoid human could accomplish the same thing faster and better it is one of nature039s many inconsistenciessubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

ultra-realistic modern warfare game features awaiting orders repairing trucks - youtube
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designers say the new game explores the endless paperwork routine patrolling a modern day soldier endures in photorealistic detail

aa destroying the social lives of thousands of once-fun americans - youtube
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in the know panelists discuss how alcoholics anonymous wreaks havoc on the friendships of americans by turning the 039life of the party039 into a sanctimonious b

democrats: obama has dicked us around for four years now it039s our turn
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while most democrats plan to vote for obama in november they continue to tell pollsters they039re quotundecidedquot just for the fun of messing with the president039s headsubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

sale of bet to white supremacist group results in no changes to programming
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an alien world agrees to help syria since this world refuses to the sale of bet to a white supremacist group results in no changes to programming and a little turtle gorges an entire raspberry it039s the week of march 12th 2012subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion