in the know: should the nation039s unemployed be buying new apple computers - youtube
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panelists discuss how owning a top-of-the-line macbook or an ipad 2 is actually essential to finding a new job

breaking news: some bullshit happening somewhere - youtube
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little boy heroically shoots mutilates burglar - youtube
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8 year old lucas armitage has become a national hero after bravely defending his home by shooting a burglar multiple times in the chest and neckfor more bre

report: most college males admit to regularly getting stoked
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panelists discuss whether there is an epidemic among young people today who get stoked over everything from free keychains to tacos

is using a minotaur to gore detainees a form of torture - youtube
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in the know panelists discuss the closing of the controversial detainee labyrinth and debate whether the minotaur039s sternum-stomping-by-hooves interrogation

parenting expert has nerve to tell you how to raise your own goddamn kids - youtube
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new anti-smoking ads warn teens 039it039s gay to smoke039 - youtube
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the cdc039s new anti-smoking campaign effectively reaches teens with a simple message: if you smoke people are going to know you039re totally crazy for butt sex

parenting expert has nerve to tell you how to raise your own goddamn kids - youtube
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the onion reviews 039dawn of the planet of the apes039 - youtube
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increasingly worried man hasn039t yet come across any guacamole in burrito - youtube
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subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbuahis face displaying mounting distress with each successive bite local man dillon higstrom is nearly h

12-year-old boy scouts offer to give breast exams - youtube
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two prospective eagle scouts explain how they are preventing breast cancer by helping women examine their breastsfor more breaking news: http:wwwtheonion

area man unsure if he039s male-bonding or being bullied - youtube
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back of library smells like weed - youtube
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disney geneticists debut new child stars - youtube
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disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike youll barely be able to tell they have no soulsfor more breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncom