here039s why you039re wrong - youtube
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onion senior political reporter eliza hayes provides a definitive breakdown of why you039re wrongsubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike t

new prius helps environment by killing its owner
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toyota039s new prius solution reduces its driver039s carbon footprint to zero by impaling them through the lungs with spikes as soon as they get in the carsubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

joad cressbeckler denies he incited mob to drag congressman through briar patch
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joad says he can039t be blamed for rep cummings being dragged through a briar patch just because he called for the congressman to be dragged through a briar patchsubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

facebook to allow changes to privacy settings if users guess word in locket worn by mark zuckerberg
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female friends spend a raucous night validating the living shit out of each other an exhausted sweatshop worker just has to laugh after sewing her fingers together and a 5-year old wants to be an overworked haitian nanny when he grows up it039s the week of february 20th 2012

internet scam alert: most quotkickstarterquot projects just useless crap
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internet criminals are using a website called quotkickstarterquot to bilk friends and families out of money for terrible ill-conceived and unnecessary quotpersonal projectsquotsubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

in bipartisan spirit obama makes deal to get kicked in balls
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president obama works out an agreement to have republicans in congress kick him in the balls in exchange for nothing aired 102511

republicans stalling obama039s agenda by speaking moving in slow motion
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democrats charge that republican members of congress are preventing the passage of the bills by moving very slowly aired 102511subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

this week in history: statue of liberty arrives from france moves into cramped tenement building
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the onion looks at the discovery of a group of north dakotan coal miners that would become the cast of 039happy days039 the supreme court ruling that allowed black students to experience racism first hand in desegregated schools and the historic hot air balloon ride that allowed one 13-year-old to become the first american to urinate on a crowd from 100 feet in the airsubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

how to channel your road rage into cold calculating road revenge - youtube
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subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbuadefensive driving instructor danny preston says the best way to avoid conflict on the road is to execu

how do construction workers push their bodies to finish olympic stadiums on time - youtube
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the onion039s sportology injects science directly into sports039 veins today in the lab: how fast are rio039s olympic stadium construction crewssubscribe to the

dea official announces successful drug bust on son039s room - youtube
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dea official stephen lovejoy says matt lovejoy was found in possession of 18th ounce of marijuana and a glass pipe in defiance of the law and his mother

president039s approval rating soars after punching wall street banker in face
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as featured on tuesday039s quotonion news networkquot on ifc president obama is back on top after cleaning the clock of a smug wall street banker

woman sets record for longest amount of time spent talking about oneself
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today now welcomes linda johnston the inspiring woman who made history by talking about herself continuously for over fifty hourssubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

romney courts hispanic vote with animated sombrero-wearing parrot
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this week the romney campaign introduced quotpacoquot a taco-loving cartoon parrot in hopes of appealing to latino voterssubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

ron paul makes campaign stop in whimsical jalopy
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