in bipartisan spirit obama makes deal to get kicked in balls
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president obama works out an agreement to have republicans in congress kick him in the balls in exchange for nothing aired 102511

republicans stalling obama039s agenda by speaking moving in slow motion
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democrats charge that republican members of congress are preventing the passage of the bills by moving very slowly aired 102511subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

this week in history: statue of liberty arrives from france moves into cramped tenement building
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the onion looks at the discovery of a group of north dakotan coal miners that would become the cast of 039happy days039 the supreme court ruling that allowed black students to experience racism first hand in desegregated schools and the historic hot air balloon ride that allowed one 13-year-old to become the first american to urinate on a crowd from 100 feet in the airsubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

how do construction workers push their bodies to finish olympic stadiums on time - youtube
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the onion039s sportology injects science directly into sports039 veins today in the lab: how fast are rio039s olympic stadium construction crewssubscribe to the

how to channel your road rage into cold calculating road revenge - youtube
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subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbuadefensive driving instructor danny preston says the best way to avoid conflict on the road is to execu

president039s approval rating soars after punching wall street banker in face
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as featured on tuesday039s quotonion news networkquot on ifc president obama is back on top after cleaning the clock of a smug wall street banker

woman sets record for longest amount of time spent talking about oneself
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today now welcomes linda johnston the inspiring woman who made history by talking about herself continuously for over fifty hourssubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

romney courts hispanic vote with animated sombrero-wearing parrot
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this week the romney campaign introduced quotpacoquot a taco-loving cartoon parrot in hopes of appealing to latino voterssubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

ron paul makes campaign stop in whimsical jalopy
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google shuts down gmail for two hours to show its immense power - youtube
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subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbuasocially inclusive hiphop group the black eyed peas have added the wheelchair-bound rapper truwheel to

erin bares it all - sex house - ep 4
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sex house gets spiced up with a sexy photo shoot by european sensation soren damgaard erin039s scandalous announcement changes everything the housemates pine for honeysubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionfollow onion digital studios on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomoniondigstudios

sneak peak at the next onn on ifc: nation elects first openly drunk senator
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spiders: christ fucking spiders - horrifying planet
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christ almighty spiders were designed to disgust and terrorize the other living creatures on this planet with those spindly fucking legsah fuck that039s the worst spiders are the fucking fucking worstsubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionfollow onion digital studios on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomoniondigstudios

cheap clean natural gas: earth039s one good feature - horrifying planet - ep 6
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sky energy is proud to partner with horrifying planet in forging sustainable futures for this generation and many more to come fresh clean natural gas lies just below the earth039s surface and with a simple and safe process called fracking we can extract this valuable commodity for all to sharesubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionfollow onion digital studios on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomoniondigstudios

blankets no longer warm me - troublehacking with drew cleary
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