Parody of As Long As You Love Me by Justin Bieber
Here is the original Music Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4em3LKQCAQ
Lyrics
I'm clenching my booty (x2)
Verse
Theres so much pressure
7 blocks away, I don't think I'm gonna make it
Just feel the texture.
Goosebumps on my skin and my body starts to drip sweat
But I wont (I wont)
Give in (Give in)
Even though I'm, Turtle Heading
And I will,
Keep on Clenching
Chorus
I'm clenching my booty
In a long meeting, when I'm in traffic, on a first date.
I'm clenching my booty
You know the feeling, at all the worst times, give me a break.
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo (doodie)
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo (doodie)
Rap:
I know it's stuck in my Butt,
It kinda hurts,
wrong time and place, I got the squirts
it can't get worse,no this ain't fair
Crap, you know I push you up
Doo, Doo, don't need 2 girls just need a cup.
Now the bubble guts is bubbling' , because it's full of food
used to say the sky's the limit, now the sky smells like poo,
Man I had to drop a load, (oh god) That I couldn't do
Ask me, 'what's that smell man?' I stand back and point at you (you, you)
I know that I fart a bit, feel like I need a new pair with no shart on it
But, this rap don't have to make sense, as long as it rhymes: just got to mumble it
And I know, we went off topic baby: true, true, true
but i'd rather hold a number 2, than to poo when i'm not suppose to...
i'm clenching my booty!
Chorus
I'm clenching my booty
In a long meeting, when I'm in traffic, on a first date.
I'm clenching my booty
You know the feeling, at all the worst times, give me a break.
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo (doodie)
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo (doodie)
(repeat x2)
Thanks for watching and enduring my singing/dancing!
Subscribe to my friends who helped me out big time on this video!
slopsmcgee (cinematographer, editor)
http://www.youtube.com/slopsmcgee
dtrix (rapper)
http://www.youtube.com/theDominicShow
Andy Lange produced the music. See how in his "Making the Music"
video: http://youtu.be/NzMy_ZeuauU
Subscribe to Andy's channel: http://www.youtube.com/andylangemusic
Special Thanks to all of the following people! Couldn't have made this crappy video without you! (pun intended, sadly)
Christine (lead girl)
http://www.twitter.com/chriskidster
IaMmE (dancers)
http://www.youtube.com/iammecrew
Glenda (dancer that has to poop)
http://www.twitter.com/glenda23fp
Megan Batoon (2 girls w/ 1 cup)
http://www.twitter.com/meganbatoon
Amanda Suk (2 girls w/ 1 cup
http://www.twitter.com/sukiefloss
Jakeem (office scene)
http://www.twitter.com/jakeemthedream
Andrew Garcia
http://www.youtube.com/andrewagarcia
Victor Kim (office scene)
http://www.youtube.com/victorvictorkim
Abdul
http://www.hallo.com
Grant Kimura (office scene)
ALSO:
Thank you to the people of Singapore, Kuala Lumpur, and Hong Kong who came out to my event and helped be a part of this video! Much love to you all, I miss you!
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