Orange is the New Black comedy rap about Red and the chicken.
(See full lyrics below)
Written and performed by Li'l Red the Fangirl Rapper
Directed by Justin Lamb
Director of Photography: Ian Stroud
Editor: Gusta Johnson
Recorded by Brandon Hollely
Beat by Ivan Corpening
Choreographer: Samantha Amaral
Backup dancers: Dara Swisher, Katie Treece
OITNB - Chicken Rap Special
(Li'l Red)
I know you've been watching OITNB
And you've eagerly been rooting for your OTP
On the edge of your seat waiting to find out whether
Or not the couple that you love will get together
Are you crossing your fingers for Alex and Piper?
Or do Nikki and Lorna make you giddy and hyper?
Maybe Bennett and Daya--
(Red interrupts)
--who he's sticking his dick in
If you had any sense, you'd ship me and the chicken.
They call me Red but my name's Galina Reznikov
I rule over Litchfield like a Romanov
When mama plays chicken, you'd better stand back
Red is the new Orange is the New Black
CHORUS
Like a boss in the kitchen, she's the chicken's queen
Her mind is sharper than a steel trap.
Now she's serving up a batch of rhyme cuisine
And who doesn't love a good chicken rap?
I'm not saying that the chicken is my animal guide
But the connection that I have with her is undenied
In a dream she came to me all dressed in herbs and a top hat
You want to claim your ownership you better top that
She's out there all alone surviving on her wit
She's making chicken salad out of chicken shit
I'd rather join a cult like Pennsatuckey tried
Than see her served up like she's Kentucky Fried
I can't let her die in a professional hit
If I catch the one who catches her, I'll throw a fit
I'll pop a bitch's tit and I'll never look back
Red is the new Orange is the New Black
CHORUS
The chicken said to me she'd make a Kiev divine
I said, "Chicken, I believe you. Won't you come be mine?"
If someone caught her first I'd be so grief-stricken
I've never wanted anything like I want that chicken
I wish that I could catch her little beady eye
I'd prove my love like Crazy Eyes and throw my pie
We're a match made in heaven like a diamond and a pearl
Or maybe like a chocolate and vanilla swirl.
You can say it's cause I'm Russian but I'll always rush in
In more than one way that chicken is my heroin[e]
I crave a good Kiev like a junkie craves smack.
Red is the new Orange is the New Black
CHORUS
A prison on a good day is a regular bitch field
But I am the mother of the ladies of Litchfield
I run a damn kitchen with poise and ease
When I'm not hiding bodies inside the deep freeze
I got Pornstache on probation and brokenhearted
He's not an eggplant; he's retarded!
He's right where I want him, that sadistic fuck
Did he think I fell off the back of that produce truck?
Being mother of a prison is an easy job
When you've formerly been allied with the Russian mob
You say my food's disgusting? Let me make you a snack.
Red is the new Orange is the New Black
CHORUS
Black is the new orange is the new Red
Stand between me and my chicken you're dead
Bye! Dasvidanya! We're having a field day
Better not mess with my precious chick (otay!)
The chicken and I will define our parameters
I won't see my darling being handled by amateurs.
You'd be playing roulette with a Russian attack.
Red is the new Orange is the New Black!
CHORUS x 2
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