high unemployment rate linked to one man with 42000 jobs
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a recent report finds that one man is selfishly working thousands of jobs while other americans go without even one aired 102511subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

medium channels the spirits of old acquaintances for awkward small talk
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psychic kenneth quinn connects today now studio guests with former landlords and friends of work friends who have died for stilted conversations from beyondsubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

putin learns putin behind plot to assassinate putin
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a man thanks god he039s not sexually attracted to children the nation039s women aren039t as crazy about bryan gosling and the guy on the third floor with two computer screens on his desk is not fucking around it039s the week of august 13th 2012subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

snowy conditions proving hazardous for nation039s idiots
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if you know an idiot please make sure they039re safe and not standing naked in a snow embankment on a dare onion news network is coming to ifc on january 21 at 10pm

has obama failed to reduce hostility toward obnoxious americans abroad
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in the know panelists discuss obama039s failure to repair americans039 bush-era reputation overseas as drunken belligerent assholes vomiting on ancient treasures

prison economy spirals as price of pack of cigarettes surpasses two hand jobs - youtube
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from the onion prison channel: prison analysts warn rising inflation could devalue everything from rim jobs to shivs

today now interviews the 5-year-old screenwriter of quotfast fivequot - youtube
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subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbuajim and tracy welcome chris morgan the kindergartener who wrote the latest action-packed quotfast and th

frustrated inner-city students running out of ideas to motivate teachers - youtube
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a frustrated group of students at dunne high school on chicago039s south side told reporters thursday that they are running out of ideas to motivate their unde

the onion reviews lsquoscream virsquo - youtube
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039scream vi039: a film that deftly depicts the plight of stabbing-class americanssubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on faceb

fcc okays nudity on tv if it039s alyson hannigan - youtube
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an fcc official clarifies new broadcasting regulations that clear the way for more nude scenes featuring the beautiful auburn-haired alyson hanniganmore co

multiple stab wounds may be harmful to monkeys - youtube
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repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health according to a new studyfor more breaking news: http:wwwth

heysong rever
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portable waterproof bluetooth speaker wireless outdoor speakers with led light-a powerful heysong reverb onn speaker for 40 hours of non-stop bluetooth music

nascar coach reveals winning strategy: drive fast - youtube
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on the eve of the sears classic 500 legendary nascar coach dan amon shares his strategy for driving really fast in circlesmore coverage at: http:wwwonio

the onion film standard: john wick: chapter 4 - youtube
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lsquojohn wick: chapter 4rsquo: a film about an assassin who confusingly murders people despite the fact that the bible clearly says killing is a ssubscribe to the

report: every potential 2040 president already unelectable due to facebook
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a troubling report finds that by 2040 every presidential candidate will be unelectable to political office due to their embarrassing facebook postssubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion