all financial experts urge americans to invest money in print media immediately
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all experts agree that the failing us economy is no reason not to invest in print media dick cheney039s new memoir reveals he039s going to live a long happy life and we039re powerless to stop him and charmin introduces a new disposable toilet paper it039s the week of august 29th 2011

diy onion juice for hair loss amp hair regrowth
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paranoid about hair fall look no further because we have a wonderful home remedy that will not only stop hair fall but would also encourage hair growthdoes sound exciting pamper you locks with this the help of onion juice honey and some lovely lavender oil this mask is magical and will ultimately give you long luscious hair in no time

peyton manning says he will play in colts opener after performing neck surgery on self
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get out of my face has the latest on the colts039 all-pro quarterback who took matters into his own hands and surgically repaired his own neck injury with a mirror and steak knife

steve jobs resigns after realizing technology has gone as far as it can
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congress bets the farm on one last big bill publicists agree that the nation039s celebrities are in dire need of more fame and jesus christ informs tim tebow that he isn039t talented enough to start in the nfl it039s the week of august 22nd 2011

last bastion of us economy succumbs to pancreatic cancer
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american voters are worried about botching another election everybody is shocked that a body found in the woods is not jason and a new study finds a link between reading text on computer screens and cancer it039s the week of october 3rd 2011

many doctors say it039s 039high039 time to legalize marijuana season 1: ep 3 on ifc
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medical marijuana would certainly be quota kind budquot to those suffering from debilitating cancer

hostages trapped inside walmart insisting they never shop at walmart
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a gunman at a dearborn mi walmart is holding dozens of shoppers who say they only happened to be at the tacky megachain by coincidence

national dating standards lowered
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in order to spur coupling the national dating agency has lowered standards to include gambling addicts and the morbidly obese

obama befriends rich elderly widow in hopes she039ll put nation in her will
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president obama denies he039s spending hours at billionaire adelia scott039s bedside as part of a scheme to lower the national debt but many americans think otherwise

live: congress debates new sex-based american dreams
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quotsex with a b-list celebrityquot is just one of several proposals being proposed as the dead american dream039s replacement

the onion reviews spectre
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subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbuathe onions movie critic peter k rosenthal reviews spectre in this weeks film standardlike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionmore breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncomvideo

quit whining and put on a goddamn coat: my journey - onion talks - ep 8
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figuring out why you039re so cold doesn039t take a research grant and a lab--it just takes shutting the fuck up about it and putting on a coat linda delmonico shares how her innovative husband helped her make this important discoveryonion digital studioscreative director: geoff haggertyhead writer: sam westwriters: dan klein matt klinman michael pielocik chris sartinskywriters039 assistant: matt powerssubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

who039s fucking: isaac and doris
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subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbuaisaac and doris first met 55 years ago and they039ve fucked each and everyday since like the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionmore breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncomvideo

onion rings -18th century cooking s4e13
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you would think that onion rings are a rather recent addition to the american menu but in this episode we discover a wonderful 1801 recipe for onion rings with a great little twist our website - http:wwwjas-townsendcomrequest a print catalog - http:jas-townsendcomcatalog_requefacebook - https:wwwfacebookcompagesjas-totwitter - http:wwwtwittercomjas_townsendcooking blog - http:wwwsavoringthepastnet instagram - https:instagramcomjastownsendandson

039gays too precious to risk in combat039
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gen mcbrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the militaryfor more breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncomvideosubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion