is it fair to not pay college football players when the mascots make 10000000 a year
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will monday night football cut jason witten after the analyst went 0 for 65 while talking
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should the nfl do more to protect quarterbacks from themselves
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should lebron james leave space jam 2 for a movie with a better chance of winning an oscar
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does amari cooper039s time playing for a terrible head coach make him a perfect fit for the cowboys
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the onion looks back at classic horror movies
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by the time bryce harper039s 13-year contract expires hank will be a lonely old useless relic
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should the nfl combine get rid of the 40-mile dash
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should baseball fix its pacing issues by limiting visits to the in-laws during games
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the onion reviews pet sematary
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was lebron too hard on his teammates when he called them shitheads who should quit basketball
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faa shocked they made lead story of this week039s onion review video the onion - america039s finest news source
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the centers for disease contraction urges americans to suck doorknobs a suburban mom wows her family with her most androgynous look yet and a red sox fan dedicates the garbage can he is lighting on fire to the boston marathon victims

remembering 911 a pleasure for nation compared to remembering past 10 years
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president obama will earn 300000 for stimulus purposes by appearing in a series of japanese commercials the nation039s cable news networks promise not to go overboard with their september 11th coverage and a shitty zoo is promoting the hell out of its new fruit bat it039s the week of september 5th 2011

pope supports gay marriage after meeting charming connecticut couple
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china agrees to forgive a portion us debt if americans dress up in costumes and perform silly dances for them a drunk pilot pulls over onto a cloud and a little clay thing is purchased at an arts festival it039s the week of july 11th 2011

feds break up brutal las vegas man-fighting ring
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president obama asks the nation this week why on earth he would want to serve for another term a christmas card ominously makes no mention of the twins and the prime minister of norway gets laid it039s the week of january 2nd 2012