the onion reviews 039finding dory039
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meet the man inside the nicolas cage costume
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star fix has an exclusive interview with the man who has enchanted audiences for the last 30 years playing the delightfully wacky oversized puppet of nicolas cagesubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

the onion reviews 039spider-man: homecoming039
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the onion039s movie critic peter k rosenthal reviews 039spider-man: homecoming039 in this week039s film standardsubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionmore breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncomvideo

the onion looks back at 039back to the future039
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hp offers 039that cloud thing everyone is talking about039 the onion - america039s finest news source onion news network
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hp announced they039re making a new push into cloud computing and that they totally know what that is

netflix introduces new 039browse endlessly039 plan
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report: 95 of grandfathers got job by walking right up and just asking
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subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbuaaccording to a gallup report published tuesday over 95 percent of the nation039s grandfathers began their careers by walking straight into a place of business saying quoti039m the man for the jobquot and receiving a position right there on the spotlike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionmore breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncomvideo

the onion looks back at 039home alone039
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ohio replaces lethal injection with humane new head-ripping-off machine
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subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbuaseeking a more humane method of carrying out capital punishment ohio039s new machine yanks inmates heads from their bodies using painless powerful robotic clawslike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionmore breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncomvideo

sponsored: groundbreaking video game lets players customize characters039 genetic code
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subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbuavideo game customization reaches new heights in 039the elder scrolls online039 thanks to a feature that allows players to customize their character039s bones flesh and nervous system brought to you by bethesdalike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionmore breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncomvideo

police slog through 40000 insipid party pics to find cause of dorm fire the onion - america039s finest news source onion news network
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the fire was ruled an accident after a tedious review of thousands of digital photos documenting every second of the five hour party

this week in history: world039s first lesbian discovered in guatemalan jungle 1957 the onion - america039s finest news source onion news network
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the onion reflects on the discovery of the first lesbian the joyous hindenburg explosion and the sears tower039s challenge to god

hp quoton that cloud thing that everyone else is talking aboutquot the onion - america039s finest news source onion news network
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hp announced they039re making a new push into cloud computing and that they totally know what that is

fucking oasis to probably be worked into olympics opening ceremony the onion - america039s finest news source onion news network
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chick-fil-a debuts its new homophobic sandwich the 039queer-hatin039 cordon bleu039 a horrible couple really wants their wedding to reflect their personalities and uncle ben039s plans to compete against apple with a brand new smart phone

new psychedelic weight loss drug transforms food into monstrous hallucinations
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season 2 preview - watch the onion on tv tues 104 at 109c only on ifc new diet pill hallucex yields tremendous results in curbing appetite by tricking patients into thinking their food has turned into a horrifying bloodthirsty demon