search crews continue to look for obviously dead hikers
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autistic reporter michael falk questions the logic of continuing to look for a group of lost hikers who clearly are no longer alive aired 102511subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

high unemployment rate linked to one man with 42000 jobs
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a recent report finds that one man is selfishly working thousands of jobs while other americans go without even one aired 102511subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

medium channels the spirits of old acquaintances for awkward small talk
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psychic kenneth quinn connects today now studio guests with former landlords and friends of work friends who have died for stilted conversations from beyondsubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

putin learns putin behind plot to assassinate putin
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a man thanks god he039s not sexually attracted to children the nation039s women aren039t as crazy about bryan gosling and the guy on the third floor with two computer screens on his desk is not fucking around it039s the week of august 13th 2012subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

erin bares it all - sex house - ep 4
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sex house gets spiced up with a sexy photo shoot by european sensation soren damgaard erin039s scandalous announcement changes everything the housemates pine for honeysubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionfollow onion digital studios on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomoniondigstudios

spiders: christ fucking spiders - horrifying planet
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christ almighty spiders were designed to disgust and terrorize the other living creatures on this planet with those spindly fucking legsah fuck that039s the worst spiders are the fucking fucking worstsubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionfollow onion digital studios on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomoniondigstudios

cheap clean natural gas: earth039s one good feature - horrifying planet - ep 6
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sky energy is proud to partner with horrifying planet in forging sustainable futures for this generation and many more to come fresh clean natural gas lies just below the earth039s surface and with a simple and safe process called fracking we can extract this valuable commodity for all to sharesubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionfollow onion digital studios on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomoniondigstudios

sexy truth or sexy dare - sex house - ep 2
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jay plays sexy doctor to tara after she gets a second-degree burn from a blast of scalding hot air frank and erin enjoy a post-sex thank you basket filled with meats and cheeses derek mopes through truth or dare game subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionfollow onion digital studios on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomoniondigstudioslike the gift basket but missed the sex check out erin and frank getting busy in episode 1: http:bitlyluhj4d

zebras: nature039s ultimate prey - horrifying planet
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docile and begging for death the zebra traverses the african plain counting down the seconds until a predator tears the flesh from its bone subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionfollow onion digital studios on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomoniondigstudios

get on that pole - sex house - ep 3
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tara and alex are at each other039s throats when a sexy pole dance instructor teaches the ladies how to sex themselves up the boys take a few tips from legendary insult comedian danny vullmer about how to give their tips to the ladiessubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionfollow onion digital studios on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomoniondigstudiossubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

chimpanzees: dumber than all humans - horrifying planet
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why do we revere the pathetic trifling of man039s closest animal relative when a mentally devoid human could accomplish the same thing faster and better it is one of nature039s many inconsistenciessubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

report: every potential 2040 president already unelectable due to facebook
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a troubling report finds that by 2040 every presidential candidate will be unelectable to political office due to their embarrassing facebook postssubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

supreme court revokes annoying man039s free speech rights season 1 ep: 3 on ifc
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the high court determined that tom becker039s continued right to free speech was a hazard to anyone forced to listen to him

police: kidnapped moveonorg staffer039s quotplease helpquot emails went completely ignored
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police: kidnapped moveonorg staffer039s quotplease helpquot emails went completely ignoredsubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

new from the onion media empire edge: uncaged unaccountable fucked up
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with a team of more than 300 news warriors edge pummels readers with immersive reporting that is uncaged unaccountable and totally fucked up series premieres aug 3 2015subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionmore breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncomvideo