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in the know panel analyzes obama039s furious profanity-filled rant at nation the onion - america039s finest news source onion news network
Bookmarked 718 weeks ago in a special post-speech analysis panelists discuss what america did to make president obama so angry he was actually spitting while he yelled at us |
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cartoon network celebrates brak history month the onion - america039s finest news source onion news network
Bookmarked 718 weeks ago the fda urges americans to check out a really weird-looking potato a suitcase looks forward all year to the carousel ride and syria is running dangerously low on citizens to oppress |
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olympic village tour: see where the athletes live train and fuck each other
Bookmarked 613 weeks ago subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbuatake a look inside the dorms restaurants and gymnasiums where these modern day gods and goddesses go crazy on each other039s perfect bodies like the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionmore breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncomvideo |
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the onion reviews 039interstellar039
Bookmarked 574 weeks ago subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbuathe onion039s movie critic peter k rosenthal reviews 039interstellar039 in this week039s film standardlike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionmore breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncomvideo |
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french onion soup basics with babish
Bookmarked 305 weeks ago head to http:bitlysquarespacebabish to save 10 off your first purchase of a website or domain using code babishfrench onion soup can be a little fussy time-consuming and tear-inducing but if you039ve got a few hours on a rainy saturday there are few better ways to spend it than in the pursuit of this classic comforting gratinemusic: quotmurmurationquot by blue wednesdayingredients amp shopping list coming shortly3lb bag spanish onions48 ounces high-quality beef brothfresh parsleyfresh thymefresh garlicblack peppercornscloves optionalparmesan cheese rind optionalolive oildry sherryday-old baguettekosher saltgruyere cheesechives |
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2011 top story: japanese nuclear reactor totally safe says two-headed plant official
Bookmarked 720 weeks ago in a major story from early 2011 japanese nuclear plant officials assured the public a damaged reactor posed no radiation risk as they vomited up blood aired 12911 |
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brain-dead teen only capable of rolling eyes and texting to be euthanized
Bookmarked 717 weeks ago the parents of 13-year old caitlin teagart have decided to end her life saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being quotgayquot |
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department of treasury releases new monsters of the silver screen 20 dollar bill
Bookmarked 732 weeks ago the nation begs its smart people to please just fix everything now john madden agrees to work as a consultant for the oakland raiders039 concession stands and a local man039s utter failure in life is a bit of a sore spot it039s the week of october 24th 2011 |
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in the know: should the nation039s unemployed be buying new apple computers the onion - america039s finest news source onion news network
Bookmarked 760 weeks ago panelists discuss how owning a top-of-the-line macbook or an ipad 2 is actually essential to finding a new job |
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039green lantern039 to fulfill america039s wish to see lantern-based characters on big screen the onion - america039s finest news source onion news network
Bookmarked 752 weeks ago star fix reports on the new quotgreen lanternquot movie based on the comic-book hero everyone definitely knew about before the film was made |
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the onion reviews 039noah039
Bookmarked 606 weeks ago subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbuathe onion039s movie critic peter k rosenthal reviews 039noah039 in this week039s film standardlike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionmore breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncomvideo |
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dying chevron executive excited to one day become oil the onion - america039s finest news source onion news network
Bookmarked 704 weeks ago the secretary of transportation flips out on a pothole in baltimore a man wearing red glasses and pink pants is probably dutch or something and an ohio film festival graphic designer decides to go with film reels for the o039s |
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romney wears anti-bacterial yellow gloves while greeting rust belt americans the onion - america039s finest news source onion news network
Bookmarked 699 weeks ago americans enjoy three months of carefree vegging out before the responsibilities of fall programming resume herman cain endorses who gives a fuck and a pilot loses contact with 039975 the river039 it039s the week of june 18th 2012 |
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martin luther king bust first thing to go romney advisor quietly thinking the onion - america039s finest news source onion news network
Bookmarked 695 weeks ago a new study finds that americans need six hours of sleep at work scientists say the us may have discovered a previously unknown level of not caring about syria and a fan prefers tarantino039s early work when he was shelving movies all day at a video sto |