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ltpgtthe parents of 13-year old caitlin teagart have decided to end her life saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being

ricky gervais actor supports an onionpulitzer
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http:afajporg movie and television megastar ricky gervais would gladly give everything away if it would help the onion secure a pulitzer

shelby cross takes on public indecency by videotaping teens having sex season 1: ep 7 on ifc
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shelby cross is tired of seeing couples having intercourse through her binoculars

president039s approval rating soars after punching wall street banker in face
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as featured on tuesday039s quotonion news networkquot on ifc president obama is back on top after cleaning the clock of a smug wall street banker

13-year-old drinking prodigy accepted to ohio state
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subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbuaon today now the incredible tyler morgan shows off the binge drinking talent that got him into ohio statelike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionmore breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncomvideo

the onion reviews 039jurassic world
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the onions movie critic peter k rosenthal reviews jurassic world in this weeks film standardsubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionmore breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncomvideo

anonymous hero donates hospital 200 human kidneys
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hospital officials hope to locate the good samaritan that dropped off a sack of human organs in the middle of the night so they can thank himfor more breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncomvideosubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

the onion reviews 039sully039
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the onion039s movie critic peter k rosenthal reviews 039sully039 in this week039s film standardsubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionmore breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncomvideo

how do archers resist firing arrows at everyone in the spectator gallery
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years of training allow olympic archer sarah voegel to somehow resist shooting arrows at fans stadium ushers or birds flying overheadsubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionmore breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncomvideo

here039s why you039re wrong
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onion senior political reporter eliza hayes provides a definitive breakdown of why you039re wrongsubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionmore breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncomvideo

the onion reviews 039ghostbusters039
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subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbuathe onion039s movie critic peter k rosenthal reviews 039ghostbusters039 in this week039s film standardlike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionmore breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncomvideo

today now:finding masculine halloween costumes for your effeminate son
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subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbuaanna stephenson stops by today now to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive halloween without accentuating their child039s already obvious homosexualitylike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionfor more breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncomvideo

report: leading cause of death in us is god needing another angel
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subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbuathe department of health and human services released their long-awaited report clarifying that nearly every death is directly linked to our heavenly lord needing our deceased love ones up in heavenlike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionmore breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncomvideo

back of library smells like weed
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subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualibrary patrons in pennington il report that something definitely smells like weed back in the young adult sectionlike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

quotonion talks: hypothetically it would be okay to have sex with a robot dog quot
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subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbuatechnology expert chris borden explains that it would be fine to have sexual intercourse with a robot dog because it isnt a real doglike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonionmore breaking news: http:wwwtheonioncomvideo