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| Member since: 26 Feb, 2013 |
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| Website: http://wonder-b0y.tumblr.com/ |
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| Location: Baltimore, Maryland |
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| Relationship status: Single |
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About me:
I am a dynamic individual, often seen scaling
walls and crushing ice.
Not only do I enjoy long walks on the beach, I
arrive early to pick up litter and rescue
starfish.
I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail.
At night, I transcribe the proceedings of the
Baltimore City Council into Braille.
I do not perspire.
I tip 40% and hold doors indefinitely.
Once, I rescued hostages from an Iranian prison
using only a magnifying glass and a spork.
I am an ace at blackjack, a veteran in love,
and an outlaw in Nicaragua.
I experience significantly less gravity than
the average person.
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