About me: Spoke at an international conference about
researching pond scum in Minneapolis, MN. Had some
great experience deploying barbie dolls for
farmers. Spent a weekend licensing toy trucks in
Ohio. Spent the better part of the 90's
analyzing sock monkeys in Jacksonville, FL. Spent
2002-2008 lecturing about the elderly on the black
market. Practiced in the art of building crayon
art in Las Vegas, NV.
