About me: Funny pizza lover Trumpet shirts and hoodies have
colorful pizza slice with Trumpet Will Play For
Pizza quote. Over on Instagram, pop-up T-shirt
distributors are advertising slightly extra
developed designs. Scroll through
#coronavirusmerch and you’ll find riffs on
heavy-metal concert shirts with the word
“coronavirus†set in a nearly
illegible font; a scroll of stops on the
virus’s “world tour†usually
runs down the shirt’s back. Late last
month, one account, @socialdistancinghat, started
selling ballcaps
