About me: In gay porn... "straight" is only a
suggestion.
In gay porn... "I've never done this
before" means in the last 5 minutes.
In gay porn... "No one is going to see
this" refers to those people living on Mars.
In gay porn... a "massage" always has a
happy ending.
In gay porn... "free trial subscription"
requires a charge on your credit card and an hour
on the computer and phone to cancel it.
