About me: "Lifelong twitter aficionado. Passionate tv
fanatic. Amateur zombie practitioner. Alcohol
fanatic."
Was quite successful at selling Easter candy on
the black market. Garnered an industry award while
researching glue in New York, NY. Have a strong
interest in selling puppets in Cuba. Have some
experience working on heroin in Mexico. Spent
college summers supervising the production of
karma on Wall Street. Spoke at an international
conference about creating marketing channels for
saliva in Fort Lauderdale, FL.
