Rap song about being a dog. Filmed by dogs. Edited by a dog.
Instrumental: Clams Casino - I'm God
Twitter: @jesterjacobs
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/jesterjacobs1
Music: http://jesterjacobs.bandcamp.com
Taken from forthcoming 'Please download my mixtape and purchase my album' mixtape.
Lyrics:
Wake up, run on the grass I sprint, what a blast, looking for an arse to sniff
Paws, I got four of them, let's take a walk, shit I'll be your friend
My tail's wagging, my tongue's hanging Out my mouth, check the bone I brang in
Often sleep never deep in thought, but my kind help blind people walk
My bite ain't as big as my bark, stick my head out windows in the car
Run a lot but I never tire, meals made for me that's what I require
Poop indoors, situations dire, most happy when I'm in front of a fire
But fireworks, I confess I hate it, pacing like I'm not domesticated
But I'll guard you, I get loud at men, by tables never too proud to beg
I like bouncy balls, finding sticks, drink from a hose, dive in shit
Chase my tail, scratch my ear, roll around, catch a sphere
When outside I'm prone to race, rub my belly I'll lick your face
I could eat ten meals a day, then chase a squirrel through a field of hay
Let's play, newspapers I leave destroyed, so please get me another squeaky toy
Since a pup, been the chosen pet, my furs long, my nose is wet
Wear a collar, it don't reduce my speed, take me to the park and remove my lead
Where the bitches at? Where the bitches at? Where the bitches at?
Where the bitches at? Where the bitches at? Where the bitches at?
Where the bitches at? Where the bitches at? Where the bitches at?
Where the bitches at? Where the bitches at? Where the bitches at?
Where the bitches at? Where the bitches at? Where the bitches at?
I'ma chase this cat, I jump for joy, compelled ta!
This one's for my dogs in the shelter!
So loyal, if you call we come, have a ball with all my pedigree chums
Labrador, Collie, Alsatian, Poodle, Pitbull, Dalmatian, Beagle, Shitzu, Husky
Too many names to mention trust me
It's Pug Life, each day new wins, chew on sticks, go through bins
Your socks and shoes I've gnawed well, postman comes bark at the doorbell
Bring your bag, prepared a steamer,
Then I might attack the vacuum cleaner
Take a stroll exploring the earth, catch a scent I'm clawing the dirt
No lipstick but I love you this much
You always find me a lamppost to piss up
Days complete, lay at your feet, do anything you say for a treat
I love my life, got no big fear
Just want a bowl of water and a pig ear
Then I'll dive in the lake have a shake when wet
Everyone's my mate only hate the vet
My bed is great, this car is great, inside is great, walking far is great, this toy I'm chewing is great, whatever it is your doing is great, you kick that ball so great, made it disappear no way! Laying on this chair is great, my food you prepared is great, let's go over here it's great, I'll run ahead you wait
Everything I do is great, everything you say is great
The thing over there is great, whatever that is, is great....
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