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Joke of the day: Empire State Bar
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and now for today's joke.
Two men are drinking at the bar at the top of the Empire state building.
You know what? If you jump from the top of this building by the time you hit the 10th floor...
the wind around the building is so strong that it will blow you back into the window.
What are you nuts
There's no way that's possible.
Not only is it true...
I'll PROVE IT!
So he gets up from the bar jumps over the balcony and plumets towards the street.
When he passes the 10th floor, the wind whips him around the building and and back into
the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back to the bar.
no way man, it must have been a onetime fluke.
No man, it always works. Here I'll prove it one more time.
and again he jumps and hurtles toward the street where the 10th
floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the
window.
see! it's easy.
why don't you give it a try
well, what the heck, it worked 2 times for you.
I'll do it!
So he jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, pass the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th, 7th,6th,5th,4th,3rd,2end,and 1st floors and hits the sidewalk with a....
SPLAT
the bartender having seen the entire thing says...
you know what, SUPERMAN, your a real jerk when your drunk!
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