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harry potter and the 99 problems of wizardry
Bookmarked 707 weeks ago i got the dark lord being a poor sporttry039na make sure that my life039s cut shortthe daily prophet wants me to be sent to courti039m from the hood stupid privet drive 4if you grew up with holes in your muggle clothesyou was celebratin the minute you had wizard robesi039m like fuck the dursleys you can do your own damn choresand if you don039t like my spells you can cast protegogot a beef with draco and all of slytherin yoon the quidditch pitch but he039s a bitch sothe ministry try to use my famous ass to make people think that voldemort ain039t back fuck emi don039t know what you think of me sonor understand the power of the chosen onefrom rags to riches wizardi ain039t dumb i got 99 problems but a witch ain039t onechorusthe year039s oh-four in my trunk there039s moremagical items than ollivander039s storeon my firebolt yo through the sky i soarwhen up roll fudge and two dementorsnow i ain039t trying to cast no patronus charmand i039m already on the run from the laws long armso i pull over outta the sky i hearson i039m stoppin ya do you wanna know whycuz i039m young with black hair and a scar 039tween my eyesdo i look like a death eater sir i ain039t one of those guysam i under arrest or should i give divination a trywell you was doing 56 in a 55 uh huhlicense and registration please hand over the owlare you carrying a weapon on you maybe a deathly hallowi ain039t handin hedwig to you she039s my bird foowell can i look around your trunk for a minute or twomy invisibility cloak039s hidden so039s my marauder039s mapand my trunk is locked so you039ll need alohomora for thataren039t you sharp as hermoine you some type of auror or something somebody important or somethingi ain039t passed my newts but i know just enough that if you mess with my friends things are gonna get roughwe039ll see how tough you are in azkaban soni got 99 problems but a witch ain039t onechorusnow once upon a time not too long agoa wizard like myself had to disarm a foenow this is not a foe in the sense of being a teacherbut a teacher havin no god damn sense turned death eateri tried to ignore him talk to dumbledorespy on him cuz this fool039s got dark marks on his armyou know the type loud as hagrid039s bikewho wouldn039t bust a bean in a bertie bott039s fightand only thing that039s gonna happeni039ma get to castin andsnape and his boys are gonna be blasted in their assesthere go ron and neville late for class againfilch in the corridor harrassin039 themdrinking polyjuice out the flask againtryin to find ravenclaw039s lost diademthe da039s makin wizards badass againhalf a mill in gringott039s that039s in galleonsseein039 dumbledore039s eye in the glass againand i039m blowin this shit up like seamus finneganain039t no better seeker fuck victor krum i got 99 problems but a witch ain039t one |
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