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unbelievable
Bookmarked 629 weeks ago by whitedik4nigger i found this vid originally titled quotunbelievablequot i see no fucking reason to change it no reason whatsoever no reason in the world nope uh- |
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most inspirational video ever
Bookmarked 745 weeks ago read description pleasereal owner: http:vimeocomshotatthedarkcopyright - shotatthedarki saw this on xxjizzbaggxx039s channel ampamp i almost cried i had to share itnow go tell your mom that you love her ampamp give her a hugmore edits soon-ec |
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wanking in the dorm room - fung brothers
Bookmarked 743 weeks ago tweet: http:wwwtwittercomdavidbfungtweet: http:wwwtwittercomandrewjfungfacebook: http:wwwfacebookcomthefungbrostumblr: http:fungbrostumblrcomdirected by: daniel zhao co-produced by: ivan tsanglocation provided by: martin chen shout out to usc039s casawrittenperformed by: david and andrew fungmastered by: kevin lien---lyrics---met my roommate he seems cool two cool dudesin the same room for the whole year we039re gonna kick itwait - when can i choke my chicken no privacy the ironyi came to college for my libertybut i039m not free to beat my meatcuz my roomies here playin cod wanking in my dorm roomwankin in my dorm roomi guess i039m kinda scaredcuz another dude lives herewanking in my dorm roomwankin in my dorm roomthis must be what prison is likenice i got back early skipped labfreshmen year i don039t need that classi got a 10 minute date with firefox pop up blocker cookies turned off my class got out before i thought it wouldsome private time to stroke my woodmy roommate should still be in chem labwhaaat i guess he039s already backwankin in my dorm roomwankin in my dorm roomand another guy is hereis that kinda weirdwankin in my dorm roomwankin in my dorm roomand another guy is herewould that be kinda weirddamn i swear my roommate never leavesi guess i039ll hit the showers to find reliefyou got the soap and loofa for your backdon039t forget anything and have to come backno lotion but i got conditionergot it covered expert practitioner i still got jen039s image in my brainit039s not just hair that clogs up the drainhe039s finally gone open google chromespankwire tabs incognito mode what if i look thru jen039s facebook photosis that real creepy i don039t knowis this his tooth brush and his floss pickshe left it here i told him to take itgotta hurry up destroy evidencecan039t let him find out bout my daily regimentwankin in the dorm roomwankin in the dorm roomturn the volume down try not to make a soundwankin in the dorm roomwankin in the dorm roomgotta make sure my roommate can039t hear me at allmidterms tomorrow damn i039m stressedgotta get a lotta sleep to do my bestnatural sedative so lets do worki should make sure he039s snoring firsti039m laying in bed and i want to do iti think my roommate is listening to music is this too weird what if he hears mewell you gotta take risks in lifei039ll just turn over and do it quietlylike a ninja so silently he039ll hear a thing he039ll never hear a thingyeejerkin in my dorm room jerking in my dorm room i hope he can039t hearthis is really weirdjerkin in my dorm room jerking in my dorm room two straight guysat the same tiime |
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male sex machine who needs women when we have the jizz machine
Bookmarked 777 weeks ago jizz machine male sex machine who needs women when we have the jizz machine porn do you frequently dream of donating sperm but find the prospect of touching crusty old porn rags not worth the promise of 20 and providing child juice for a nice lesbian coupleapparently this sperm retrieval machine hopes to solve the problem by both collecting your sperm and er encouraging you to make a deposit via vision audio and quotsimulate the movement of women vaginas as that of sexual intercoursequot just watch the video below whatever poor bastard filmed this apparently shoved his finger up ins there before reading what the machine actually does a good life lesson for everyoneyou can um buy this device from the sanwe medical equipment company in china it will cost you about 2800 we can only pray it doesn039t achieve self-awareness and decide to rip your peener off for fouling it up |
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doctor who - jizz in my pants
Bookmarked 759 weeks ago i just had to make this one it was fun : hope you like it too : no copyright infringement intendedclips owned by the bbcmusic owned by the lonely island |
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lmfao sorry for party rocking parody quotsorry for boutique shoppingquot -boticcacom
Bookmarked 713 weeks ago check out boticca http:boticcacom four years have passed since we made the music video quotpuke in my mouthquot with the pantless knights11 million views later we039re back with this spoof of lmfao039s quotsorry for party rockingquot our message to style clones across the world: sor-ry for boutique shopping hope you guys like it and thanks for sharing the video tell us in the comments below - what039s your favorite piece of jewelry or accessory in the videotweet http:bitlysfbstweet facebook http:onfbmesdue9b more scenes http:youtubeoaenf3ko0qyhugs xoxokate ampamp michellelike what you see in this video come and shop the featured pieces here http:boticcacompicksshop-the-video-sorry-for-boutique-shoppingget in on a special deal going on right now - up to 30 offhttp:boticcacomsignupinvite-friendscheck out lmfao039s original video here: http:youtubesktt9k4y-a8check out quotpuke in my mouthquot here: http:youtubedjsqcnb6gc0get the song on itunes here: http:bitlysfbssongsubscribe to boticca here http:bitlyboticcatvlike us on facebook - http:facebookcomboticcaofficialfollow us on twitter - http:twittercomboticcafollow us on pinterest - http:pinterestcomboticcaabout boticcaboticca connects the world039s most talented fashion accessories designers directly with customers seeking exquisite unique pieces from inspiring places learn more at http:boticcacomcreditsstarring: michelle nunes ampamp kate siegelvocals by: erika shumate ampamp lauren curtisadditional cast: jaclyn katecreated by seedwell pantless knights http:youtubecompantlessknightsbusiness inquiries: businessatseedwellcomwritten by beau lewis and peter furiadirected and filmed by peter furialine producer: sam speiseredited by steve flavingaffer: kevin jonesstylist: jen whitemakeuphair: tamra-mariegrip: dj prinvalelyricsi039ve had it up to my ears with these carbon copy wannabe cloneswith their louie bags juicy butts and tiff beans they money039s blowni039m getting laced up from the waist up it039s just who i beeeegot a story behind every piece i wear see my style039s unique let039s gopeople always ask where i got my swag sorry for boutique shoppinghttp:boticcacom bitch don039t mean to brag sorry for boutique shoppinghaters don039t like what they cannot get sorry for boutique shoppingit039s a limited line so don039t be upset sorry for boutique shoppingbaby baby baby you awfully lazygot the same shirt as her probably bought at macy039swe them style finders we ain039t got no blindersmiddle east to italy to find them new designerscheck my post fashion toast knows i039m fresh trickeatin039 cupcakes and cashmere to death trickaccessorize like a boss girls are gawkingsorry for boutique shoppingi don039t give a damn when you flash a name brand oh yes ma039am i039m independentgotta have it--fresh design bad habit spend days on r29who039s she with the jewelry make you do a full-three second-jaw dropperit039s me and katy two true boutique shoppersi039m through witcha lame crew you all smell the same like my gym shoes i got a man reppeller in the cellar but it won039t stop the fellers from lickin039 on my jimmy choo039s oooooh yeah we startin039 wars with chicks in department storesso here039s a caramel machiatto- pretty sure it039s yourssorry for boutique shopping |
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double jizz cannon
Bookmarked 755 weeks ago zai and i might be slightly intoxicated but that039s how games like these happen i also bm a lot |
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starcraft 2 jizz in my pants parody rap wireless signal drops
Bookmarked 766 weeks ago this video is a parody of the lonely island039s hit video quotjizz in my pantsquot played out in the context of blizzard entertainment039s starcraft 2 pc game all non-game video editing and lyrics created by luke char code 1715 and rattrap char code 324original quotjizz in my pantsquot video by the lonely island: http:wwwyoutubecomwatchv=vlnwf1sqkjysource of music track: http:wwwyoutubecomwatchv=jafhrkfrynsall starcraft 2 footage copyright 2010 blizzard entertainment lyrics:send probes to the mineral patchscout your base and spot a 14-hatchproxy 2-gate for a zealot rushi chrono the gates and feel the head rush1 lot 2 lots 3 now 4charge up the ramp through an open doorsurround your queen before zerglings spawni039m the king and you039re a lowly pawnpsi blades tear zerg bio formas you fall victim to the protoss swarmyour last drone falls in the heat of warbut i don039t destroy your last building beforemy wireless signal dropsthis fucking adapter is a piece of shiti gotta wave it in the air to get a signal to itit figures when your army production stopsmy wireless signal dropscall my isp before i shit a bricktell the internet tech i039ll drill holes in his dickhe says 039sorry sir we don039t work on routers039so i hang up and ragecoolin039 my head in a free-for-allwent 3-hatch for a muta ballstill pissed as fuck from a 1v1got demoted to gold nearly bought a gunspire complete now waiting to fightgas 2000 i039m the patient type3000 now i start tapping ti don039t cramp up cause i smoke the treetheir roaches hit and smiles growmutas hatch upped glaives in towand my wireless signal dropsi can039t fucking believe this i just purchased this shitguy who sold it to me was a bald-headed prickevery time i show my chops mywireless signal dropsi039m seeing red even though the match was unrankedplease stop acting like you weren039t completely out-flankedto be fair your roaches couldn039t even have burrowedplus your lack of air defense would039ve made your death thoroughlast game i sawr a baseas i recall it was an enemy basecloaked my ghost and stepped insidelaunched my nukes they had nowhere to hideand my wireless signal drops4v4 running speedling harassgotta move quick gotta make a dashjust about ready to expo huntand my wireless signal dropslast week i built a probe and mywireless signal dropsfinished my armory for a 5-minute thor and mywireless signal dropsmy roommate torrents midget porn and mywireless signal dropsforce-field my ramp and myohjoe pesci got ok guysseriously with the joe pesci references can weokmy internet goes down every time i039m pwning youand i just lost 12 points to a slightly favored noobsome say i039ve lost my touch it039s just my connection dudeand when i fix this i039ll be right back out there hunting you |
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writers039 room
Bookmarked 758 weeks ago the guys sit down to discuss upcoming sketcheswritten by: feraz ozelstarring: dan venti sam wiles zoltan kaszas greg santos feraz ozeldirected by: christian spiceredited by: christian spicer |
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grizz in my pants jizz in my pants call of duty parody
Bookmarked 781 weeks ago please rate and share it helps a lotdownload this song on itunes:http:tinyurlcom4xqjjeasub to thehitmarker:http:wwwyoutubecomuserthehitmarkerdocexx:http:wwwyoutubecomdocexxmusickpopp:http:wwwyoutubecomkpopplog on from my parents roomtime to pwn some helpless noobstake my aim and find the rangewhy is my scope acting so strangemake my way to the nearest ladderwe039re triple capped but it doesn039t matterzoom in close as the blackbirds flylosing again and my teammates cryleave this spot advance to yoursa claymore placed outside your doorlot039s of spins trick shots galorewhisper in my mic i want some moreand i grizz in my pantsi039m better than you you take my wordquit camping in there like a hopeless nerdyou039re to blame for all of my deathsand how i grizz in my pantsdon039t tell grizz or i039ll tweet that you sucki never pull host always have bad luckstop using ghost and last stand proi think i039ll dashboard nowi039ll hit something sick soon hopefullyi play ground war now most-a-lyleft the last lobby not looking for scrubssurprise in my eyes when i found somemy only objective is raping facebut i039m usually the one who gets disgracednever thought i039d live to see a triple againi should have made sure i was wearing dependsall lined up that039s when i said itscreamed dead in the mic quotalmost hit itquotand i grizz in my pantsit039s perfectly normal wasn039t meant to bebut we still need that cleanup on isle 3and now i039m stuck in an awkward trance and i grizz in my pantsto be fair i was sniping a lotand that bounce shot fail got me bothered and hotdon039t even act like your not impressedone more thing also dickslast week i saw a tageas i recall it was a muzza-tagei let him know how it blew my mindchecked my page saw his replyand i grizz in my pantsspeeding home from work slow cars get passedneed to rank up need higher statsi see a gamestop just out of the blueand i grizz in my pantsthe next day i spun in a circleand i grizz in my pantswhen i hit the y button for no reasoni grizz in my pantsmatrix trilogyand i grizzed in my pantsi just had sexand i grizz in my pantssaw inceptionokay seriously you guys what was that about anyone know anyonei grizz right in my pantsevery time i 360and when i ladder stallits like having sex to meyou say i039m immaturei call it realitywhen will i realizethat i039m just not grizz babyand i grizz in my pantsi grizz in my pants i grizz in my pants yes i grizz in my pants yes i grizz in my pantsthank you |
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like a boss ft seth rogen - uncensored version
Bookmarked 769 weeks ago http:wwwitunescomthelonelyislandthe new single from the lonely island039s debut album quotincredibadquot in stores nowfeaturing seth rogenthe lonely island is andy samberg akiva schaffer ampamp jorma taccone |
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wank london
Bookmarked 714 weeks ago i wanked the fuck out of londondirected and animated by tim mccourtmusic : apollonia 6 - sex shooterhttp:dickingaboutblogspotcoukhttp:messytimboblogspotcouk |
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iliza shlesinger - hand job
Bookmarked 760 weeks ago last comic standing winner iliza shlesinger talks hand jobs at the laugh factory of hollywood ca more exclusive stand up from iliza on http:wwwlaughfactorycom |
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