snatch - desert eagle vs replica scene
Bookmarked 425 weeks ago
so you are obviously the big dick the men on the side of ya are your balls now there are two types of balls there are big brave balls and there are little mincey faggot balls now dicks have drive and clarity of vision but they are not clever they smell pussy and they want a piece of the action and you thought you smelled some good old pussy and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time but you039ve got your parties muddled up there039s no pussy here just a dose that039ll make you wish you were born a woman like a prick you are having second thoughts you are shrinking and your two little balls are shrinking with you and the fact that you039ve got quotreplicaquot written down the side of your guns and the fact that i039ve got quotdesert eagle point five oquot written down the side of mineshould precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence now fuck off

soren high vs the boy funk and nathaniel knows quotspend the nightquot dab and dance
Bookmarked 603 weeks ago
soren high vs the boy funk x nathaniel knows quotspend the nightquot soren high dabs herself into dancing mode i am not a tweerker so do not judge me based on my butt moves soren high is a portland pole dancer and stripper of the year for 2012 and was miss exotic oregon for half of 2013 the boy funk has name dropped soren high several times in his music and has even written a song by the name soren high the song quotmiss world wide webquot by rap girl boy funks sexy plus sized queer counterpart was also written with soren high in mind even dedicating a full versea recently quotretiredquot we never fully retire stripper and dancer she now pole dances for personal reasons and is available for large stage events and performances that pole is portable contact to hire me

the x-files ask yourself fox broadcasting
Bookmarked 543 weeks ago
the x-files are being reopened this jan on foxsubscribe now for more the x-files clips: http:foxtvsubscribefoxsee more of the x-files on our official site: http:foxtvthexfileslike the x-files on facebook: http:foxtvthexfilesfbfollow the x-files on twitter: http:foxtvthexfilestwadd the x-files on google: http:foxtvthexfilesplusadd the x-files on tumblr: http:foxtvthexfilestbadd the x-files on instagram: http:foxtvthexfilesiglike fox on facebook: http:foxtvfoxtv_fbfollow fox on twitter: http:foxtvfoxtv_twitteradd fox on google: http:foxtvfoxplusthirteen years after the original series run the next mind-bending chapter of the x-files is a thrilling six-episode event series from creatorexecutive producer chris carter with stars david duchovny and gillian anderson re-inhabiting their roles as iconic fbi agents fox mulder and dana scully mitch pileggi also returns as fbi asst dir walter skinner mulder and scullys boss who walks a fine line between loyalty to these investigators and accountability to his superiors this marks the momentous return of the emmy- and golden globe award-winning pop culture phenomenon which remains one of the longest-running sci-fi series in network television history the x-files debuts with a special two-night event beginning sunday jan 24 2016 10:00-11:00 pm et7:00-8:00 pm pt following the nfc championship game and continuing with its time period premiere on monday jan 25 8:00-9:00 pm etpt the upcoming event series will encompass a mixture of stand-alone episodes and those that further the original shows seminal mythology in the opening episode mulder and scully take on a case of a possible alien abductee the all-new episodes will feature appearances by guest stars including joel mchale community robbie amell the flash lauren ambrose dig six feet under annabeth gish the bridge annet mahendru the americans rhys darby flight of the conchords kumail nanjiani silicon valley and william b davis who reprises his role as cigarette smoking man three of the episodes are written and directed by chris carter with the remaining new episodes written and directed by original series veterans glen morgan darin morgan and james wong the x-files ask yourself fox broadcastinghttp:wwwyoutubecomuserfoxbroadcasting

the x-files what if fox broadcasting
Bookmarked 542 weeks ago
in 2016 the x-files returns with a special 6 episode eventsubscribe now for more the x-files clips: http:foxtvsubscribefoxsee more of the x-files on our official site: http:foxtvthexfileslike the x-files on facebook: http:foxtvthexfilesfbfollow the x-files on twitter: http:foxtvthexfilestwadd the x-files on google: http:foxtvthexfilesplusadd the x-files on tumblr: http:foxtvthexfilestbadd the x-files on instagram: http:foxtvthexfilesiglike fox on facebook: http:foxtvfoxtv_fbfollow fox on twitter: http:foxtvfoxtv_twitteradd fox on google: http:foxtvfoxplusthirteen years after the original series run the next mind-bending chapter of the x-files is a thrilling six-episode event series from creatorexecutive producer chris carter with stars david duchovny and gillian anderson re-inhabiting their roles as iconic fbi agents fox mulder and dana scully mitch pileggi also returns as fbi asst dir walter skinner mulder and scullys boss who walks a fine line between loyalty to these investigators and accountability to his superiors this marks the momentous return of the emmy- and golden globe award-winning pop culture phenomenon which remains one of the longest-running sci-fi series in network television history the x-files debuts with a special two-night event beginning sunday jan 24 2016 10:00-11:00 pm et7:00-8:00 pm pt following the nfc championship game and continuing with its time period premiere on monday jan 25 8:00-9:00 pm etpt the upcoming event series will encompass a mixture of stand-alone episodes and those that further the original shows seminal mythology in the opening episode mulder and scully take on a case of a possible alien abductee the all-new episodes will feature appearances by guest stars including joel mchale community robbie amell the flash lauren ambrose dig six feet under annabeth gish the bridge annet mahendru the americans rhys darby flight of the conchords kumail nanjiani silicon valley and william b davis who reprises his role as cigarette smoking man three of the episodes are written and directed by chris carter with the remaining new episodes written and directed by original series veterans glen morgan darin morgan and james wong the x-files what if fox broadcastinghttp:wwwyoutubecomuserfoxbroadcasting

official trailer empire fox broadcasting
Bookmarked 582 weeks ago
welcome to empire a sexy and powerful new drama about the head of a music empire terrence howard whose three sons and ex-wife all battle for his throne set to an original soundtrack written and produced by hip-hop hitmaker timbalandsubscribe now for more empire clips: http:foxtvsubscribefoxsee more of empire on our official site: http:foxtvempirelike empire on facebook: http:foxtvempire_fbfollow empire on twitter: http:foxtvempire_twitterlike fox on facebook: http:foxtvfoxtv_fbfollow fox on twitter: http:foxtvfoxtv_twitteradd fox on google: http:foxtvfoxplusfrom academy award nominee lee daniels quotlee daniels039 the butlerquot quotpreciousquot and emmy award winner danny strong quotlee daniels039 the butlerquot quotgame changequot comes empire a sexy and powerful new drama about the head of a music empire whose three sons and ex-wife all battle for his throne lucious lyon academy award nominee terrence howard quotcrashquot quothustle ampamp flowquot is the king of hip-hop an immensely talented artist the ceo of empire entertainment and a former street thug his reign has been unchallenged for years but all that changes when he learns he has a disease that is going to render him crippled and incapacitated in a matter of three years the clock is ticking and he must groom one of his three sons to take over his crowning achievement without destroying his already fractured family lucious039 favorite is his youngest son hakeem newcomer bryshere gray a gifted musician and a spoiled playboy who values fame over hard work the middle son jamal jussie smollett quotnorthquot quotthe mighty ducksquot is a sensitive soul and a musical prodigy who unlike hakeem shies away from the spotlight jamal also happens to be gay which infuriates and embarrasses his father andre trai byers quot90210quot the eldest son is cfo of empire entertainment wharton-educated with a brilliant business mind andre lacks the charisma that lucious believes is crucial to running the company but in his quest for power andre is assisted by his manipulative and like-minded wife rhonda kaitlin doubleday quothungquot quotcatch me if you canquot as lucious prompts his sons to vie for the empire his plans are thrown into chaos when his ex-wife cookie academy award and emmy award nominee taraji p henson quotthe curious case of benjamin buttonquot mysteriously emerges seven years early from prison where she039s been for almost two decades brash and fearless she sees herself as the sacrificial lamb who built this empire with lucious and then took the fall for running the drugs that financed lucious039 early career for now lucious remains firmly in control of empire entertainment he is attended to by his hard-working assistant becky guest star and academy award nominee gabourey sidibe quotamerican horror storyquot quotpreciousquot and relies on longtime friend and chairman of the board vernon turner malik yoba quotrevolutionquot quotgirlfriendsquot for advice and support he relies on a whole lot more from anika gibbons newcomer grace gealey the head of aampampr for empire and his current girlfriend as the lyons slug it out an emotional chess game begins that will either cause the family039s destruction or redemption lives and loves will be lost as the complicated family will come together and fall apart over the elusive throne all set to an original soundtrack written and produced by legendary hip-hop hitmaker timbaland will the family unite and learn to love each other before it039s too late love war family sacrifice money and music: this is the story of the lyons039 empire empire is from imagine television in association with 20th century fox television the series is created by lee daniels and danny strong the pilot is written by daniels and strong the series is executive-produced by daniels strong brian grazer quot24quot quotfriday night lightsquot quotparenthoodquot and francie calfo quotthose who killquot gang related daniels directed the pilotofficial trailer empire fox broadcastinghttp:wwwyoutubecomuserfoxbroadcasting

trainwreck - official trailer hd
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trainwreck - official trailer hdin theaters july 17http:wwwtrainwreckmoviecomno contemporary filmmaker has chronicled the messy human experience with the eye and ear of a comedic cultural anthropologist like judd apatow hits as varied as those hes directed like knocked up and the 40-year-old virgin and those hes produced like superbad and bridesmaids are all unified by their honest unflinching comic look at how complicated it is to grow up in the modern worldapatow has also built a history of helping break distinctive new comedy voices into the mainstream from seth rogen to lena dunham among many others now in his fifth feature film as a director apatow again brings a portrait of an unforgettable character and a portrayal by a breakout new comedy star together in trainwreck written by and starring amy schumer inside amy schumer as a woman who lives her life without apologies even when maybe she should apologizesince she was a little girl its been drilled into amys schumer head by her rascal of a dad colin quinn that monogamy isnt realistic now a magazine writer amy lives by that credoenjoying what she feels is an uninhibited life free from stifling boring romantic commitmentbut in actuality shes kind of in a rut when she finds herself starting to fall for the subject of the new article shes writing a charming and successful sports doctor named aaron conners bill hader amy starts to wonder if other grown-ups including this guy who really seems to like her might be on to somethingthe comedy from a script written by schumer co-stars brie larson john cena tilda swinton and lebron james apatow produces trainwreck through his apatow productions alongside barry mendel bridesmaids this is 40

tattoo roulette: people play carnival game for awful tattoos labs l elite daily
Bookmarked 549 weeks ago
remember the plinko game on the price is right at elite daily we took it a whole other level introducingtattoo plinkowe enlisted one of the most highly credible tattoo artists in the game kaves from brooklyn made tattoos to give some of the most thrill-seeking new york city residents some crazy tattoosstep 1: place the puck in the plinko board to determine your tattoo some of the insane tattoos include come come my lady written in comic sans font and a beautiful portrait of donald trumps toupee step 2: place the puck in the board to determine the placement of your tattoo no backing out now move over bob barker tattoo plinko is about to be the next big craze subscribe now for more videos from elite daily: http:wwwyoutubecomsubscription_centeradd_user=elitedailycheck out more labs from elite daily: https:wwwyoutubecomplaylistlist=plidtvip4b7ehbzasqkyhqyl-3rxteplrntattoo artist: mr kavesfeaturing:erena washingtonryan osheanathan margolisthiago piccolierin baileysal ramirezyannick viasisaac volbrechtmarvin gonzalezally allenjuan batistaniko nievescamera operators: nick massey and colin hingeleditor: nick masseysound mixer: skyler fultonjunior producer: rebecca hovelsenior producer: david potvinproduction assistants: isabella roman and zach frenchmanmusic courtesy of extreme music:high on my heelswritten by hans guenther bunzgone tomorrowwritten by jason graveswarning signswritten by ron c fishbeast mode instrumental written by lee richardson richard macklin tom ford and james carlo giorgi cocozzahttp:wwwelitedailycomfacebook: http:wwwfacebookcomelitedailytwitter: http:twittercomelitedailyinstagram: http:instagramcomelitedailyg: https:plusgooglecomelitedailywhat is elite dailywe proclaim ourselves to be the voice of generation-y and never disappointas the premier online destination for aspiring men and women alike elite offers a forum of peer-to-peer interaction in an increasingly digitalized world the site consistently delivers diverse content with a fresh relevant voice that appeals to the divergent perspectives represented within our add generationfor all video inquires contact: videocontact elitedailycomhttp:wwwyoutubecomelitedaily

get to know tinie tempah vevo lift
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tinie tempah is the next lift artist on vevo check back for exclusive videos live performances interviews and more check it out at http:wwwvevocomartisttinie-tempah c 2011 emi uk

tetris duel - bare metal multiplayer tetris for raspberry pi
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link to the github repo: https:githubcomtetris-duel-teamtetris-duela multiplayer tetris game written in bare metal assembly for raspberry pi this project was completed in 3 weeks amidst exams and normal school work as an extension to imperial college london039s first year computing projectour source code features:- 4000 lines of documented arm assembly code- optimised driver for a nes controller connected via gpio- asynchronous networking for two pis connected via gpio- doubly buffered rendering logic for hdmi output- custom armv6 assembler written from scratch in c released as binary onlytetris duel team:han qiaopiotr chabierskimicha sienkiewiczutsav tiwaryacknowledgementthis is a university project intended for educational purposes and not for commercial use the tile images were taken from tetris battle which also inspired our game logicmusic:1 half dome from: imovie2 tetris - gameboy - type b mega man 2 - nes - game over from: http:wwwgamethemesongscom

tinie tempah: disc-overy has gone platinum
Bookmarked 796 weeks ago
just a brief psa from backstage at koko on my last london gig for 2010 my debut album disc-overy has gone platinum thank you all for your amazing continuous supportonwards and upwards disc-overy out now

lord of the rings - the hobbit pianocello cover - thepianoguys
Bookmarked 620 weeks ago
we039re on tour http:smarturlittpgtourbuy sheet music: http:smarturlitsheet_musicnew album here: http:smarturlitnewalbumbuy song here: http:smarturlitlotr________________________subscribe to our main channel: http:smarturlittpgsubscribe1subscribe to our bts channel: http:smarturlittpgsubscribe2follow us on facebook: http:wwwfacebookcompianoguysfollow us on twitter: http:wwwtwittercompianoguys________________________all of the sounds you hear were created by cello piano and vocal texturesthis video was all filmed at outdoor locations located within a 20-mile radius in southern utah no green screens were used in the making of this music video read about the location miracle here: http:thepianoguyscomno-such-thing-as-luckstory behind the song:since the beginning of the piano guys quotlord of the ringsquot has been our most requested work as we reach one million subscribers we wanted to dedicate this arrangement to our quotsubsquot this was an intimidating project -- encompassing the power and the beauty of the many musical themes throughout the movies capturing the emotion and the quotepicquot nature of the story and all with a few cellos a piano and a couple canon 5d mark iis we normally write our tunes during intense compositional binges -- the bulk of our songs have been written within the period of a few days this one was different it was a drawn-out process during which we studied the music of the lord of rings contemplated what themes to incorporate how they could tell the story by flowing from one to the other we also spent a lot of time finding new ways to imitate instruments from various sections of the orchestra using steve039s cellos -- from the brass section through the woodwind section to the percussion sectionwe love the story of the lord of the rings it is a tale that has spiritual meaning for us we love its messages -- that quoteven the smallest person can change the course of the futurequot that quotthere039s good in this world and it039s worth fighting forquot quotall we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to usquot and that everyone should have a quotsecond breakfastquot = we love the poignant depiction of loyalty between the fellowship of the ring we even included the quotfellowshipquot theme three times - at 0:18 3:58 and at the end of the arrangement - to feel like a common thread in the music as it is in the story we wanted to paint these messages musically as vividly as possible like so many things in the creative realm and to paraphrase mr bilbo baggins the hardest part was the first step after a brief introduction of the hobbit theme and fellowship theme arguably the most relevant musical moments we felt strongly that we needed to begin with the deeply touching melody that serves as the soundtrack to arwen039s vision of her future son in the extended version of return of the king that gave way to a divinely-led journey from the shire and rivendell through isengard and rohan to gondor039s victory over mordor we endeavored to represent each of the major allies and opposing forces in the story:the elves 0:44the ents 1:48rohan 2:08mordor and isengard 2:32hobbits 3:08gondor 4:11read rest of the story here http:thepianoguyscomportfoliolord-of-the-rings-the-hobbit credits:lord of the rings soundtrack specifically quotthe grace of undomielquot quotisengard unleashedquot quotamon henquot and quotmany meetingsquot written by howard shore and published by universal music corparrangement produced and written by al van der beek jon schmidt and steven sharp nelsonperformed bysteven sharp nelson: acoustic carbon fiber steel and electric cellos cello percussion vocal texturesjon schmidt: pianoal van der beek: percussionrecorded mixed and mastered by al van der beek at tpg studiosvideo filmed produced and edited by paul anderson and tel stewartmany thanks to the real piano guys our piano movers jeremy crawford and frank nelson

worst written most overdramatic scene ever
Bookmarked 785 weeks ago
its all about his cupcakefrom vivid kari wuhrer

south park full episode season 13 - south park funny cartoon new season uncut english
Bookmarked 552 weeks ago
description: south park full episode season 13 parker and stone who met in college developed the show from two animated shorts they created in 1992 and 1995 the latter became one of the first internet viral videos which ultimately led to its production as a series south park debuted in august 1997 with great success consistently earning the highest ratings of any basic cable program subsequent ratings have varied but the show remains comedy centrals highest rated and longest running program originally produced by cutout animation each episode is now created with computer software that emulates the shows distinct style episodes are typically written and produced during the week preceding its broadcast with the vast majority of shows being written directed and acted by parker and stone after the first couple of seasons parker became the only credited director and the only writer for the majority of the past four seasons as of 2011 a total of 216 episodes have aired during the shows fifteen seasons parker and stone are under contract to produce 14 new episodes in 20114 the fifteenth season premiered on april 27 2011

twin peaks composer angelo badalamenti tease showtime series 2017
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twin peaks features prolific composer angelo badalamenti and his grammy award-winning theme music from the original series one of the most distinctive ever created for television by david lynch badalamenti will return as composer for the new series which will premiere on showtime in 2017badalamenti has written some of the most unique film scores of our time he is widely known for his long-standing collaboration with twin peaks director david lynch which has produced a creative and inspired body of work in addition to receiving the grammy award for the theme music of the original series the soundtrack album from twin peaks achieved gold status in 25 countries badalamenti has also received three emmy award nominations for the original series as well as golden globe nominations for films the straight story and mulholland driveone of the most groundbreaking and influential television series of all time the new showtime series picks up twenty-five years after the inhabitants of a qua

alexander: mutiny at opis
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alexander the great is one of the most extraordinary individuals in history he became king of the fringe greek kingdom of macedonia in 336 bc at the age of just 20 and before his death twelve years later had imposed macedonian overlordship on greece destroyed the mighty persian empire and led an army deep into modern afghanistan and to the indian frontier at opis he faced a mutiny by his macedonian troops angered that he wanted to send some of them home while appearing to give preference to his new asian subjects and adopting many of their customs alexander dealt ruthlessly with the ringleaders before according to 039the anabasis039 by roman historian arrian making a speech to his army in which he berated his troops for their disloyalty the speech as it has reached us was no doubt written by arrian rather than alexander his actual words are now impossible to ascertain but arrian had access to eyewitness accounts which are now lost principally ptolemy and nearchus and modern histo