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speed debating - midnight with chris hardwick from midnight
Bookmarked 496 weeks ago andrew orvedahl ben roy and adam cayton-holland keep the conflict of the presidential debates alive by arguing sides on important issueswatch full episodes of midnight now -- no login required: midnight with chris hardwick airs weeknights at 11:3010:30c on comedy central |
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trump ignores obama039s warning - midnight with chris hardwick from midnight
Bookmarked 467 weeks ago president trump brushed off obama039s warning about michael flynn so dweezil zappa mark normand and april richardson guess what else the former president advisedwatch full episodes of midnight now -- no login required:http:oncccom17mot5t midnight with chris hardwick airs monday through wednesday at 11:3010:30c and thursday at 12a11c on comedy central |
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donald trump presents hashtagwars - trumpaquote - midnight with chris hardwick from
Bookmarked 500 weeks ago donald trump anthony atamanuik takes over as katee sackhoff natashalyonne and doug benson rewrite memorable quotes in the style of 2016039s most innovative oratorwatch full episodes of midnight now -- no login required: http:oncccom17mot5tmidnight with chris hardwick airs weeknights at 11:3010:30c on comedy central |
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ryan and sharon getting engaged
Bookmarked 746 weeks ago ryan proposing to sharon at the richmond funny bone on december 30 2011 with the help of owen benjamin |
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george carlin the best 3 minutes of his career quotthe american dreamquot
Bookmarked 761 weeks ago this video has been claimed falsely by wmg several times and i am arguing with youtube about it039s content but here is a transcript also: quotthere039s a reason education sucks and it039s the same reason that it will never ever ever be fixed it039s never going to get any better don039t look for it be happy with what you039ve got because the owners of this country don039t want that i039m talking about the real owners now the real owners the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions -- forget the politicians the politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice you don039t you have no choice you have owners they own you they own everything they own all the important land they own and control the corporations they039ve long since bought and paid for the senate the congress the state houses the city halls they039ve got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies so they control just about all the news and information you get to hear they gotcha by the balls they spend billions of dollars every year lobbying -- lobbying to get what they want well we know what they want -- they want more for themselves and less for everybody else but i039ll tell you what they don039t want they don039t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking they don039t want well-informed well-educated people capable of critical thinking they039re not interested in that that doesn039t help them that039s against their interests that039s right they don039t want people who are smart enough to sit around the kitchen table and figure out how badly they039re getting fucked by system that threw them overboard 30 fuckin039 years ago they don039t want that you know what they want they want obedient workers obedient workers people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passably accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it and now they039re comin039 for your social security money they want your fuckin039 retirement money they want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on wall street and you know something they039ll get it they039ll get it all from you sooner or later -- 039cuz they own this fuckin039 place it039s a big club and you ain039t in it you and i are not in the big club by the way it039s the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe all day long beating you over the in their media telling you what to believe -- what to think -- and what to buy the table is tilted folks the game is rigged and nobody seems to notice nobody seems to care good honest hard-workin people -- white collar blue collar -- doesn039t matter what color shirt you have on good honest hard-workin people continue -- these are people of modest means -- continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don039t give a fuck about them they don039t give a fuck about you they don039t give a fuck about you t hey don039t care about you -- at all at all at all you know and nobody seems to notice nobody seems to care that039s what the owners count on the fact that americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red white and blue dick that039s being jammed up their assholes every day because the owners of this country know the truth -- it039s called the american dream 039cuz you have to be asleep to believe itquotgeorge carlin039s final words to the worldgeorge carlin on quotthe american dreamquot the greatest 3 minutes of his career and the final 3 minutes of his career the ptb are aggressively trying to keep this video off youtube and google so i thought i039d upload it so it can039t get deleted as easily everyone needs to watch this quotit039s called the american dream because you have to be asleep to believe itquot |
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aziz ansari - cvs
Bookmarked 738 weeks ago aziz ansari watch stand up comedy specials at http:comedyspuninfo watch full comedy specials get updated news on all new comedians and more |
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aziz ansari039s 50 cent grapefruit story: dangerously delicious exclusive preview
Bookmarked 733 weeks ago buy aziz ansari039s brand new hour standup special for only 5 at http:azizansaricom download or stream uncensored uncut http:azizansaricom subscribe to official comedy: http:wwwyoutubecomsubscription_centeradd_user=officialcomedyfollow us on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomofficialcomedylike us on facebook: http:wwwfacebookcomofficialcomedy |
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donald glover weirdo - the n word
Bookmarked 728 weeks ago donald glover watch stand up comedy specials at http:wwwlaughdistrictcom watch full comedy specials get updated news on all new comedians and more |
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donald glover - weirdo - home depot
Bookmarked 725 weeks ago donald glover watch stand up comedy specials at http:wwwlaughdistrictcom watch full comedy specials get updated news on all new comedians and more |
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louis ck on fathers day
Bookmarked 722 weeks ago louis ck watch stand up comedy specials at http:wwwlaughdistrictcom watch full comedy specials get updated news on all new comedians and more |
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louis ck punches dog in the face to save her life - conan on tbs
Bookmarked 722 weeks ago louis ck watch stand up comedy specials at http:wwwlaughdistrictcom watch full comedy specials get updated news on all new comedians and more |
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louis ck honors george carlin
Bookmarked 721 weeks ago louis ck watch stand up comedy specials at http:wwwlaughdistrictcom watch full comedy specials get updated news on all new comedians and more |
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aerobics with jesse the jack russell terrier
Bookmarked 783 weeks ago introducing aerobics with jesse need encouragement to start or continue an exercise program look no further jesse can get you back on track if a little jack russell terrier can do it so can you =ojesse is taught using positive reinforcement and relationship-based training find out more at jesse039s official website: http:justjessethejackcom we hope you enjoy =oheather and jessespecial thanks to kevin macleod for the use of the music in this video his music is under creative commons http:incompetechcomsongs used include:quotmidday dancequot quotcool blastquot quotshiny tech2quot quotkick shockquot quotdanse macabre- light dancequot quotdisco stingquot and quotenter the partyquot |