medium channels the spirits of old acquaintances for awkward small talk
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psychic kenneth quinn connects today now studio guests with former landlords and friends of work friends who have died for stilted conversations from beyondsubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

learn to speak body: tape 5
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http:mitchellrosecom ampamp http:bodyvoxcom present a language instructional video but instead of bosnian or burmese this teaches the grammatical intricacies of body language yes in just a few easy lessons you too can learn to speak body just like humans do see more comedies at mitchellrosecom and find out about bodyvox at bodyvoxcom

all financial experts urge americans to invest money in print media immediately
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all experts agree that the failing us economy is no reason not to invest in print media dick cheney039s new memoir reveals he039s going to live a long happy life and we039re powerless to stop him and charmin introduces a new disposable toilet paper it039s the week of august 29th 2011

putin learns putin behind plot to assassinate putin
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a man thanks god he039s not sexually attracted to children the nation039s women aren039t as crazy about bryan gosling and the guy on the third floor with two computer screens on his desk is not fucking around it039s the week of august 13th 2012subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the onion on facebook: http:wwwfbcomtheonionfollow the onion on twitter: http:wwwtwittercomtheonion

the donald trump apocalypse begins: the beaverton
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in the beaverton039s first episode co-anchors emma hunter and miguel rivas provide complete coverage of the us presidential election 2016 donald trump has won the presidency and the end times are about to begin watch the beaverton wednesdays at 10pm et on the comedy network featuring aisha alfa laura cilevitz donavon stinson and marilla wex to subscribe: https:wwwyoutubecomchannelucxrawf1_ur8isj7s9zfeo5wsub_confirmation=1 about:a tv adaptation of the immensely popular online satirical site thebeavertoncom the beaverton files fake news stories of the upmost importance informed by real events the cultural zeitgeist and national news media with nearly 6 million views in 2016 and averaging more than half a million unique visitors a month thebeavertoncom has become a go-to source for canadian satire viewers who need a daily-dose of biting satire can check in with thebeavertoncom for hourly updatesfollow the news: website: http:wwwthebeavertoncomfacebook: https:wwwf

has obama failed to reduce hostility toward obnoxious americans abroad
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in the know panelists discuss obama039s failure to repair americans039 bush-era reputation overseas as drunken belligerent assholes vomiting on ancient treasures

greenwashing
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an ad the oil companies should do download and share it because it will probably get shut down quick

prison economy spirals as price of pack of cigarettes surpasses two hand jobs - youtube
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from the onion prison channel: prison analysts warn rising inflation could devalue everything from rim jobs to shivs

career day - part one from miguelmuymacho
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career day at daniel039s school draws some very affluent parents and gives pam and kurt a chance to show how much they love their son while schmoozing up to their fellow parentscreated by michael mccartneyproduced by nicholas keene michael mccartney jib polhemus melissa sullivanwritten amp directed by michael mccartneydp: majd mazingaff: brian hayesproduction designer: leslie

today now interviews the 5-year-old screenwriter of quotfast fivequot - youtube
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subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbuajim and tracy welcome chris morgan the kindergartener who wrote the latest action-packed quotfast and th

breaking news: trump voters winning bigly from dc douglas
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actor dc douglas lovingly skewers 3 archetypical twitter trump supporters

frustrated inner-city students running out of ideas to motivate teachers - youtube
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a frustrated group of students at dunne high school on chicago039s south side told reporters thursday that they are running out of ideas to motivate their unde

balaclava flag gimp vs arthur brown - youtube
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follow balaclava flag gimp on facebook for more bfg funhttp:onfbme1xibnsnbalaclava flag gimp goes up against arthur brown thanks to liam from 039exposin

fcc okays nudity on tv if it039s alyson hannigan - youtube
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an fcc official clarifies new broadcasting regulations that clear the way for more nude scenes featuring the beautiful auburn-haired alyson hanniganmore co

how tv ruined your life - 4 love - s01e04
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charlie brooker argues that tv has warped our expectations of romance with a toxic combination of blind date and rom-coms do 039soulmates039 even exist warning: this episode contains traces of dirty den and suggestive swimwear