meanwhile in russia
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meanwhile in russia

effective immediately memo 12 the analogy police are watching you
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effective immediately memo 12 the analogy police are watching youauthor larry nocella lets you know about the new requirements that are effective immediately to learn about all items effective immediately visit http:tinyurlcomeffimmallvisit larry nocella039s website - http:wwwlarrynocellacom

quotnow we have to wage war on grolar bearsquot - moc52 by comedian lee camp
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today we ask whether mother nature is really playing by the rules on this climate change thing this is getting ridiculous get all 51 previous episodes at wwwleecampnet

among us in a nutshell - youtube
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listen other player i know we039re muted and can039t talk to each other but i feel a real bond with yo-oh you039re the imposter hmm subscribble for more viddl

cinemasins is still terrible - youtube
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i might be wrong i might be wrong i could039ve sworn i saw a light coming on spoiler warningthis video contains spoilers for the following films:the s

fus ro dah
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this penguin isdragonborn sublike for more fus ro dah039s5k views i didnt expect to even get 100 views with the amount of these memes going around on the net thanks for the positive respones and liking the video

chinese nba star yao ming retires
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http:nmatvyao ming was born to play basketball his parents were former pros and yao was double the size of the average chinese babyyao led the shanghai sharks to a cba championship before houston made him the no 1 nba draft pick in 2002many questioned houston039s decision charles barkley said if yao scored more than 19 points in a game he would kiss a fellow basketball analyst039s assyao proved them wrong over his career he averaged 19 points 92 rebounds and 19 blockshe made the nba popular in chinayao retired today at age 30 as one of china039s richest men his business empire includes his former team the shanghai sharks

quotthe truth about the occupy wall street protestsquot - moc 80
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in today039s episode i ask quotwho039s really involved in the occupy wall street protests where are these people coming from when will it endquot and on today039s moment of clarity i read an email from a former marine that might just make you cry get the podcast at wwwleecampnet or subscribe for free on itunes or get the android app

bob039s notes: matthew 6
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hello i039m bob smeerfak but not really this series is designed for theological seminary students with approaching exams who have not had time to read the bible and for popes tired of the same britney spears song coming up on shuffle on their ipodsmatthew chapter 6 let039s gojesus remembered he had a few more things to say while he had everybody there on the mountain so he tacked these on before he let them all get on with their lives he stressed the importance of not doing good deeds so people could see you because that039s so lame this contradicted what he said in chapter 5 about letting men see your good works but it was a long sermon and no one was taking notes that didn039t matter anyway because god was listening and he was going to bible it all latersame goes for prayer make it a private event because people can039t see god so why should they see you praying to him obvious exceptions to this are at mealtime in restaurants public schools and nationally televised sporting events he didn039t say that part but millions of modern day christians can039t be wrongalso don039t repeat mindless bullshit when you039re praying in fact god knows everything you need without you praying but do pray and do repeat stuff but make sure you repeat this: quotour father which art in heaven hallowed be thy name thy kingdom come thy will be done in earth as it is in heaven give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil: for thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory for ever amenquot got ithe laid it out for them: if you forgive other people cake if you don039t forgive other people no cake speaking of no cake he said when you starve yourself to get closer to god that039s not an excuse to go without showering he said don039t go in for bling down here because it039s going to run out sign up for heaven instead because heaven039s going to be a bottomless swag bagthen a whole bit about the eye and whether you let light into it or dark into it and whether the light you let in is light or dark and how light or how dark and all that it039s impossible to explain but it039s like when you039re reading mayan hieroglyphs and you can see it039s a bird thing eating a seed and the ancient linguist says it means the world is going to end in 2012 and you039re like okay whatever so let039s just move on but if it039s connected to what he said next about not being able to serve two masters that039s easy enough to understand and he should039ve just said thatnow regarding important matters of personal sustenance he said don039t give it a second thought food water clothes -- don039t worry about it look at birds -- they sit on their ass all day and god feeds them he likes you better than birds he may have left out the part about the sand grouse having to works its ass off eating up to 80000 seeds per day to survive and how it carries water trapped in its breast feathers back to its young because it was already a long-ass sermon and no doubt his disciples were telling him to wrap it up it039s getting dark outbut basically he said thinking isn039t going to make anything happen and you can039t make yourself taller by thinking you just need faith and protein well he didn039t say that but he knew it because he knows everything but if you are going to think think about god and god will hook you up with the restnext in this series we039ll move on to chapter 7 spoiler alert: we039re so not done with the sermon on the mount yetas always i039m not a religious figure but if you want me to save you or damn you to hell i039ll do my best

parenting expert has nerve to tell you how to raise your own goddamn kids - youtube
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did jim039s mom fail him watch an extended clip here http:wwwyoutubecomwatchv=sexuqnyxjkysubscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbualike the

the onion reviews 039dawn of the planet of the apes039 - youtube
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subscribe to the onion on youtube: http:bitlyxzrbuathe onion039s movie critic peter k rosenthal reviews 039dawn of the planet of the apes039 in this week039s fi

a robot teaches me boxing - youtube
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star wars: larry - episode 1 - youtube
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if you have the time to listen old obi wan steven ben larry bongjo kenobi will tell you stories about the glory days stories you wouldn039t and probably sho

freestyle rap battle: translated
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benandryancomthis is a satirical translation of a freestyle rap battlethe song is deuce039s wild by artie shaw

iron sky teaser 2 - the first footage
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the second teaser for iron sky - the upcoming scifi comedy from the creators of star wreck the teaser contains footage you will see in the finished filmcheck out http:wwwironskynet for more info about the film - and how you can get involved in the production you can support us by buying our merchandise at http:storeironskynet or investing in the movie: http:wwwironskynetinvest become a fan on facebook: http:facebookcomironsky or follow us on twitter: http:twittercomenergiathe music is quotb mashinaquot by laibach: http:wwwlaibachnsksi