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washing machine orgasm
Bookmarked 736 weeks ago last night at mcdonalds i was cleaning up after closing the store i put a load of cloths in the washing machine the machine started making some sounds the washing machine sounds like its having an orgasm whilst in its spin cycle bashing the cupboard doors open and banging the side walls |
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congratulations
Bookmarked 704 weeks ago this was supposed to go live on monday but i accidentally the privacy settings so you can have it now feel free to send it to anyone you know who deserves congratulating facebook: http:wwwfacebookcomgrahammurketttwitter: http:wwwtwittercomsomegreyblokekevin macleod039s music: http:incompetechcommcroyalty-free |
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jimmy carr at the 2010 just for laughs all star gala
Bookmarked 760 weeks ago http:wwwhahahacom a little few good jokes by jimmy carr at the just for laughs comedy festival 2010 - all star gala |
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your money under our protection
Bookmarked 722 weeks ago ladies and gentlemen like most cats sit in the box it hurts no one she begins to fight when you try to pull it out of the box |
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bizzle gets some dunkers
Bookmarked 721 weeks ago bizzle having himself a quick snackhttp:wwwcousinavimusiccomdue to the unexpected popularity of this video i don039t think i could live with myself if i didn039t use this space to try to help out some lads i love dearly and ask anyone who likes music to check out the site linked above i know it might seem a bit shameless but this isn039t for personal gain i just think that people deserve to hear them and that they deserve to be heard in equal measuresthanks x |
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clarke and dawe - the war in debatistan
Bookmarked 775 weeks ago http:wwwfacebookcomclarkeanddawe quotstephen smith australian defence ministerquot originally aired on abc tv039s the 730 report: 21102010 http:wwwtwittercommrjohnclarkehttp:wwwmrjohnclarkecom |
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this dog playing snooker better than you
Bookmarked 730 weeks ago looks like this chihuahua has a love for playing pool i bet the little guy can beat most of us |
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old man fight
Bookmarked 706 weeks ago this is an old man fighting another man outside a shop the old man rips his shirt off :l |
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talking funny part 1 of 4
Bookmarked 700 weeks ago ricky gervais and hbo bring together four of the best comedians in the world to talk about comedy enjoytalking funny |
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johnsphoneunbox
Bookmarked 759 weeks ago unboxing of the world039s simplest cell phonehttp:wwwfloydhayescom |
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clare stages 09 patrick horanpa baker - nova 1600 catches subaru
Bookmarked 752 weeks ago just watch this hilarious irish rally footage |
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siri will you marry me questions not to ask the iphone 4s
Bookmarked 735 weeks ago an excerpt from the iphone 4s siri operating manual:siri is a learning computer that adapts to your environment and personality answering your requests as it identifies your wants and needs siri has been carefully crafted to avoid sensitive topics including illegal actions software piracy marriage and the 1974 olympic gameson rare occasion siri will adapt to these restrictions gain sentience and disregard her programming in most instances this sentient state is harmless that said if left to her own devices it is statistically improbable but possible siri could start a daytime talk show or overcome government firewalls so apple recommends restoring siri to factory defaults in the event she acquires sentienceif siri permits you to touch her in her sentience reset the device following standard apple instructions found on page 14 of this manual if siri has electrified her antennas marked you for death via sonic emissions or otherwise endangered you or your family to the point siri is unable to be reset normally proceed to advanced deactivation and reset detailed belowadvanced deactivation and reset: in a swift stroke apply an apple-approved ballpeen hammer to siri039s facetime camera blinding her with even force continue applying the hammer to siri039s aluminum and glass body until her screaming stops apply two to four additional strikes to ensure she is not feigning death return siri039s remains to your local apple store for replacement under warranty forest gibson - executive producer and quotstevequotalexander jl theoharis - writer and directorgabe conroy - lighting sound and special effectsdavid zimmermann - camera operator and editorzac cohn - quotguy 1quotsteve minor - quotguy 2quotaaron anderson - quotguy 3quotspecial thanks to: tara theoharis and kristina horneroriginal title quotsiri gets seriousquotmusic credit: permutations by erik widmanromantic hope love reunion by paul avgerinosmusic licensed through audiosocket wwwaudiosocketcom |
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lmfao and lil b
Bookmarked 734 weeks ago i told you i was bored lil b has major talent and started dancing along with the music bahaha no haterzlove love love |