frozen lullaby by garfunkel and oates
Bookmarked 543 weeks ago
riki and kate tell their future frozen egg babies where babies come from lyrics:when a man doesnt love a woman very very muchhe signs away his paternal rights and jizzes in a cup then with lots of money and scientific geniushormones pain and of course um jesusthe process begins the way god intended with a transvaginal ultrasoundwith a wand longer than a ukulelewhen it comes out of my body it makes this sound popi give myself daily intradermal injectionsan acute blood thinner and estrogen concurrence cryopreservation through hormonal activation and none of its covered by insurancethen im knocked out and youre removed and combined with a strangers comeand as the saying goesyou win some you lose someyou dispose of the defective ones in a hazardous waste bin and then youre frozen until im certain its time to unthaw you into a personthen youll expire or youll make the grade and that my darling thats how babies are madeits so easy and natural chorus:hush little egg baby dont say a wordmamas gonna freeze you til she gets rich and when that day finally arrivesyoull be constructed in a petri dish with sperm donor 8w6-3the silent partner of our family so hush little egg baby dont be sadjust because i never fucked your dadverse 2: i know there are orphans everywhere but im going to pretend that isnt realdont look at me like that just cause i admit ityou had kids and you knew the dealyeah i feel guilty about overpopulationand ruining the environment for foreverbut osama bin laden had 20 kidsso fuck you or whatever sadly procreation is not a meritocracyand we need to prevent a real life idiocracy though it may be the ultimate form of narcissismits also a way to re-reverse reverse darwinismgonna mute the sound of that ticking clocki just need the sperm now i dont need the cock my ovaries are like hey girl im over here and im all like shhhhi want all the stuff i dont need a bucket listit doesnt make me greedy it just makes me feministnow im thinking back through all the guys ive datedif they heard this song theyd fucking hate it chorus:hush little egg baby dont you cryyoull have the best genes mommy can buyi dont want to wait until i get in dire straights my friends say if i want kids i should go out on some datesbut these working bitches dont have time to leave it to the fatesthe world deserves more rikis and the world deserves more kates so hush little egg baby dads are overratedhe did what mattered when he masturbatedbridge:hush little egg baby just hold firmmamas gonna buy you designer sperm and if that sperm gives you random traitsmamas gonna test your dnaand if your dna doesnt make things clearmamas gonna just have to live in fearand if that fear turns into guiltmamas gonna hold onto what we builtand if i hold too tight as to suffocateill buy you lots of things to overcompensateand if that overcompensations too transparentill pretend its somehow better with no male parentand if you say but mom whos my dadill say i dont know and its just too badand if that badness forms a hole in your heartill want to make it up to you but wont know where to startill probably start by saying its just you and meand theres no such thing as a normal familyso fuck being normal and lets do this shitmommas gonna freeze you til she gets rich

i don039t camouflage - freedom williams campc music factory interview :: music construction and life
Bookmarked 609 weeks ago
quotit doesn039t mean that i039ll live long forever but it means that while i039m here i feel goodquot i don039t camouflage visited freedom wiliams039 home in brooklyn ny to capture him with his recording artists jax and east koast working on construction check out the exclusive interview with freedom williams and his artists as they break down their relationship with music and construction work life lessons and more don039t miss the adorable puppy rottweiler quotwillyquot running around throughout the shoot as well freedom williams cc music factory is known for the 90039s hit single quotgonna make you sweat everybody dance nowquot when freedom wrote cc039s hit song quotgonna make you sweatquot he was living homeless but not hopeless in new york city since that trim he has spent many years mentoring young men in his bedford-stuyvesant community in brooklyn and throughout the world freedom continues to feed the homeless from the back of his car around the boroughs of new york city 20k or so who are still teenagers

hilary duff - so yesterday remix
Bookmarked 574 weeks ago
so yesterday remix audio is the third song off the ep metamorphosis remixes by hilary duff please comment and rate my video and subscribe anytime this song is the ultimate kiss off quotif your over me i039m already over youquot it says your history and i don039t even care so yesterday was written by lauren christy graham edwards scott spock and charlie midnightin an august 2013 interview with idolatorcom duff stated that the songs recorded in 2012 would not make it to the final version of her upcoming album as she did not like their sound she also mentioned how interested she was in making an edm-driven record it was confirmed in the interview that duff had already begun recording brand new material no official release date for the album had been announced in september 2013 duff updated her instagram account revealing that she was working with producer billy mann for a selection intended for her upcoming album mann is well known for his works with a diverse range of artists including pnk celine dion boyzone and robyn based on the caption of duff039s instagram upload the current working title of the track is quotbetter daysquot on october 31 she uploaded another photo to her instagram account which revealed her working with mann again on november 7 duff tweeted on her twitter account that she has written a song titled quotoutlawquot with songwriter lindy robbins and producer ian kirkpatrick the song was finally recorded after duff confirmed through her twitter account on december 9on november 20 it was announced that duff will be guest starring on a new dora the explorer special episode which aired on november 25 duff voiced the 039ice witch039 in which her character sings and raps in a december 4th interview with breakfast television toronto duff confirmed that she already has six songs recorded so far and that they carry an upbeat and happy tune she stated that the album will have an influence of dance and indie music she also mentioned that she will have the first single released in the spring of 2014 and the album sometime in the fall on december 15th duff confirmed through her twitter account that she has recorded a song called quotbreathing roomquot while she was in new york it was also confirmed that duff is working with her music manager andre recke again who managed her when she was under hollywood recordsyou can change your life if you wannayou can change your clothes if you wannaif you change your mindwell that039s the way it goesbut i039m gonna keep your jeansand your old black hat 039cause i wannathey look good on meyou039re never gonna get them backat least not today not today not today039causeif it039s over let it go andcome tomorrow it will seemso yesterday so yesterdayi039m just a bird that039s already flown awaylaugh it off let it go andwhen you wake up it will seemso yesterday so yesterdayhaven039t you heard that i039m gonna be okayyou can say you039re bored if you wannayou can act real tough if you wannayou can say you039re tornbut i039ve heard enoughthank you you made my mind up for mewhen you started to ignore medo you see a single tearit isn039t gonna happen hereat least not today not today not today039causeif it039s over let it go andcome tomorrow it will seemso yesterday so yesterdayi039m just a bird that039s already flown awaylaugh it off let it go andwhen you wake up it will seemso yesterday so yesterdayhaven039t you heard that i039m gonna be okayif you039re over me i039m already over youif it039s all been done what is left to dohow can you hang up if the line is deadif you wanna walk i039m a step aheadif you039re moving on i039m already goneif the light is off then it isn039t onat least not today not today not today039causeif it039s over let it go andcome tomorrow it will seemso yesterday so yesterdayi039m just a bird that039s already flown awaylaugh it off let it go andwhen you wake up it will seemso yesterday so yesterdayhaven039t you heardso yesterdayif it039s over let it go andcome tommorow it will seemso yesterday so yesterdayi039m just a bird that039s already flown awaylaugh it off let it go andwhen you wake up it will seemso yesterday so yesterdayhaven039t you heard that i039m gonna be okay

nyan cat
Bookmarked 762 weeks ago
for pj gif from tumblr song from here: http:wwwyoutubecomwatchv=lvnu1lwhwyk i own neither

quotrun this townquot - mccallie school music video
Bookmarked 528 weeks ago
based on quotrun this townquot by jay-z and rihannaenjoy this awesome student-generated effort from mccallie and girls preparatory school celebrating one of the greatest rivalries in all of high school football the oldest rivalry in tennessee reignites at 7:30 pm on friday october 2 at baylor the game can be viewed locally on chattanooga039s thecw with a pregame special starting at 6 pmlyrics:feel it coming in the airhear the cheers from everywhereim addicted to the thrillits a dangerous love affaircant be scared when it goes downgot a problem tell me nowonly thing thats on my mindis who039s gonna run this town tonightwe gonna run this town tonightwe gonna run this townill be rooting for mccallietrickin on baylor you can say we popping ollies35-9 so at least youre used to fallingyou a butterfly we sting like a bee muhammed alicall me up when y039all are readycome my way like i am fettydont be shocked when its upsettingcuz were colder than a yetiwe the better team baylor whens it gonna dawn on yasack ya couple time then we go and hit the quan on yawere comin for ya baylor we been out there priminwere bustin through your door and we gonna leave you cryin we rule you come again and thanks for tryinwe go hard on the scale we be diamondwe know that it isnt fairbut well win so we dont careout here doin our own thingwalkin tall cuz were the kingvictorys within the mile almost there dont give up nowonly thing thats on my mind is we gonna run this town tonightheywe gonna run this townbaylor baylor looks like you are wearing thinno matter what you do like dj kali all we do is winbreakin ankles we will leave you feelin ice coldare you really runnin oh wait you039re just that slowis it even worth it you know that we run thisbaylor lost againhmm that redundantthe only thing you do is probably go down and punt itwe reside on dodds avenue keep it 500thats another pick 6winning is our businessyour team is so broke duct tape couldnt fix ityou tryna take this l though were out here throwin elbowsbaylors walkin out i look down and say what are thoseim standing here with nader gang across my t-shirtoctober 2nd well be packing out the bleacherswe got ted turner who yall got no featurescant decide what you are you a raider or a jungle creaturemr stealyogirl proud to be tornadowe got the sauce i aint talkin bout alfredoits our game and well mooooold ya like your play dohbaylors good ohhh you talkin bout the one in waco cheap plays you probably got at wal-martsorry for your loss well send a card from the hallmarkyour whole team i say youre fired donald trump on yatalkin lee burns on scott wilson yeah we dunk on yawere the naders dunkin on the red raiderswere your father in this game you can call us darth vaderstrong as shwarznegger this game is in our favoryeah it039s like you brought a knife to a fight with just lightsabersyall the weakest and in this town we are the bestwe ain039t playin games and y039all look like your in recesscant you tell that we are fearlesstake a step back and let the world be our witnessyou dont stand a chance baylor lets just face itif you cant see that you probably need lasikwell knock off your socks after we knock off your asicsyour teams like a pumpkin spice latte it039s basic

mia - finally
Bookmarked 439 weeks ago
directed by vivian sassan edited by miavideographer: tim kerboschproducer: scott curnow-bakerproduction assistant: tom manaton stylist: venezia reidstylist asst: danielle van campshot in senegal lyrics:what haters say about me don039t worry mei keep it moving forward to what039s ahead of meyou gonna seei039m not gonna waste energycause i039m free and i039m a freakall the people i love i try to keepwe get deepkeep it streetand were never gonna stay asleepfinallywhat haters say about me don039t worry mei keep it moving forward towhat039s ahead of meyou gonna see i039m gonna beand you039re gonna remember mei039m someone039s shot of whiskeynot everyone039s teacause i039m free and i039m a freakall the people i love i try to keepwe get deepkeep it streetand were never gonna stay asleepfinallywhat haters say about me don039t worry mei keep it moving forward to what039s ahead of meyou gonna see i039m gonna beand you039re gonna

marlon wayan039s happy vs queen latifah039s my lovin039 you039re never gonna get it lip sync battle
Bookmarked 546 weeks ago
we have queen latifah vs marlon wayans in this weeks lip sync battle marlon wayans starts us off with a hilarious performance of quothappyquot by pharrell williams queen latifah retaliates with her own version of quotmy lovin039 you039re never gonna get itquot by en vogue watch the full episode oflip sync battle: queen latifah vs marlon wayanson spikecom: http:bitly1acf3p4on the spike app: http:wwwspikecomappsubscribe for more lip sync battle http:bitly17wiz6nfollow lip sync battle:facebook: https:wwwfacebookcomspikelipsyncbattletwitter: spikelsb https:twittercomspikelsb instagram: spikelsb https:instagramcomspikelsbtumblr: http:lipsyncbattletumblrcomofficial season 1 playlist on spotify: http:spotifi1evixghlip sync battle is already a huge viral sensation now spike is taking it to the next level with its very own show hosted by ll cool j and with colorful commentary by social media maven chrissy teigen each episode will feature two a-list celebrities like youve never seen them before - syncing their hearts out in hysterically epic performances the mic is off the battle is on

gener8ion mia - the new international sound pt ii official music video
Bookmarked 544 weeks ago
full ep available on itunes: http:appleco1ixt04d---directed by inigo westmeier and featuring the 36 000 students of shaolin tagou the biggest fighting school for kids in chinadirected by inigo westmeieredited by walter mauriotcreative direction by ben surkinproduced by bromance recordsexecutive production by romain gavras and iconoclastadapted from dragon girls produced by open window film amp gap filmsidentity by david rudnick---full ep available here:itunes: http:appleco1ixt04dspotify: http:bitly1shq9v5deezer: http:wwwdeezercomalbum10490622---socials:bromancerecordscomgener8ionorg wwwfacebookcomgener8ionofficial--- lyrics:mia you can wiki mei don039t be no dummeneedumbing me is killing melike it can be that enemy they come at me they gonna meet mypeople gonna cover methe ones that govern me ain039t the ones that can power meit039s the sun and moon that039s turning meif i get high it039s burning meyou can kill my privacy but you can039t kill that love in me it039s a game can039t me tamed keep your fame and i039ll keep my faith oh yeah you can keep it store my name say my name know my name and i039ll keep my faith oh yeah you can keep it light it up turn em on thats when my powers gone gonna keep it i take em off turn em off and my powers on

hd maroon 5 - never gonna leave this bed live the tonight show with jay leno 1712011
Bookmarked 771 weeks ago
maroon 5 performed their brand new single never gonna leave this bed at the tonight show with jay leno on 17012011

whitney houston tribute: my final goodbye plus more
Bookmarked 715 weeks ago
me singing i will always love you and a change is gonna come in memory of whitney houston her voice had a huge impact on my development and was one of the people i grew a strong influence from rest in peace whitney we love youthank you to everyone who has supported me on this youtube journey dont forget to subscribe i will be making more videos

barstool sports emergency press conference - new york new york
Bookmarked 514 weeks ago
ok obviously huge news in all seriousness thank you to all the stoolies who have been with us for so long its kind of amazing how many people i see who are still like i used to grab the newspaper from your sorry ass outside south station when you were competing vs the spare change guy without our readers who are the bestmost insane on the internet none of this happens and again i cant stress this enough even though im not the majority owner of barstool anymore im still 100 in charge of content this was not my cash out moment this was our best shot to literally take this thing to the moon to swing for the fences the idea to move us all into one office in nyc was my idea chernin knows about the size 6 skinny jean joke they know about babygate they get it they understand it they understand what makes us tick and dont want to change it at all thats the only way id ever agree to something like this hopefully this deal makes us bigger faster stronger better at everything we do like i said in the press conference chapter 1 of the book is done chapter 2 is about to begin next stopthe moonim gonna go on periscope to answer any questions stoolies may have at 3pm for a live periscope press conference follow my twitter account stoolpresidente to join in and im gonna do a reddit ama on our reddit page at 7pm as well ive always been pretty transparent with what were doing and will answer basically all the questions you guys got about next moves and plans for literal world dominationps im kinda rich now

hayley williams - leave it alone official music video
Bookmarked 302 weeks ago
hayley williams - leave it alonestreamdownload: https:hayleywilliamslnktoleaveitaloneid directed by warren fu produced by whitney jackson director of photography - thomas banks creative director - lindsey byrnes music written by - hayley williams amp joey howard music produced by: taylor yorklocal producer tennessee - loren hughes amp dreambear executive producer - sara nix production company - partizan entertainment costume designer - steph thorpe hair amp makeup - brian oconnor special effects makeup - ben rittenhouse production designer - marcus cooley story by - warren fu hayley williams amp lindsey byrnes editors - warren fu amp wes sanchez color - kaitlyn battistelli ethos sound design - brandon kim therapy studios vfx - eric epstein vfx - max colt frender aaron steel - drums congas percussionjoey howard - bass keys percussionhayley williams - vocalsdaniel james - string arrangementsbenjamin kaufman - violin chin cellotaylor york - additional ins

fall out boy - wilson expensive mistakes
Bookmarked 409 weeks ago
quotwilson expensive mistakesquot from m a n i a - downloadstream the song: https:falloutboylnktoexpensivemistakes m a n i a out on january 19th - preorder the album now: https:falloutboylnktomania upcoming tour dates: https:falloutboycomtour directed by y2kproduced by jason lester and jesy odio for teenagerbest of fall out boy: https:googlnqarzd subscribe here: https:googlrqogsd http:falloutboycom http:facebookcomfalloutboy http:twittercomfalloutboyhttp:youtubecomfalloutboy http:instagramcomfalloutboy http:spotifit3yfgi lyricsi was gonna say something that would solve all our problemsbut then i got drunk and i forgot what i was talking abouti forgot what i was talking aboutdont you know that theres nothing more cruelthan to be loved by everybodytheres nothing more cruel than to be loved by everybodybut youif i can get my shit togetherim gonna run away and never see any of you againnever see any of you againi h

kenny shane - chemtrails music video
Bookmarked 586 weeks ago
whats up guys here039s the first of a bunch of new releases i have lined up for my upcoming project quotthe gawn lpquot share it like a hand me down thanks for all the continued support chemtrailsdwnld: http:wwwaudiomackcomsongkennyshanechemtrailsproduced by jux soundzmixed by blue of lounge studios nyc quotthe gawn lpquot - coming september 2014dcmg gawn smackwhackrappers swrshot by luminare films to have your video shot by luminare films contact them at their website or any social media luminarefilmsnyc - twitter wwwfacebookcomluminarefilms wwwluminarefilmscom luminarefilms - igkenny shane - aka erahttp:kennyshanecomthatkidera on twitterkennysgawn on ighttps:wwwfacebookcomthatkideralyrics:they tell me i039m gawnverse 1if you tired there039s a pill for thatcan039t sleep there039s a pill for thatif you stressed there039s a pill for thatwanna get off of your pills there039s a pill for thatif you prevent your pain then you stunt your growthand you039ll probly change what you love the mostbefore you know it you changing youpray i never change what i came to docus i tell 039em i039ll make it they tell me i039m gawnchemtrails are potent what the fuck are you onamerica is the land of the richbut damn can we handle a switchpoor people need shit to blame it onand that aint even been the focus i039m aiming oncus why the rich get a cut on their taxeswhat they gonna spend it on they never ask usprobly spread war through the atlasand use all us for practiceyou thinking bout an actressand she thinking bout her fatnessand you thinking bout what she thinking boutwhile you stuck on ya mattressprobly you stuck like a cactusi think its time to attack thisbeen a long time that i been going at thiswhack rappers get hit with the smacknessdamn whiteboy where039d you get all your blacknessi probly got it on tv i mighta got it through a chemtrailhold up can you see mechoruschemtrails are potent i feel i039m gawni think i039m floating what the fuck are we ongod only knows it this shit is strongwe overdosing no right or wrongchemtrails are potent i feel i039m gawni think i039m floating what the fuck are we onverse 2real shit fuck a hook right nowgo and read up or put the book right downwatch a video and live the good life nowhold up tell me how it look right nowhell yea know we came upyou can go and say what you want say the same stuffthey said barack was gonna go and change shituntil he got in and did the same shiti used to watch alex jones i thought that would aware ushe said they pump fear til he pumped fearmothafucka yall all just scare usand you can go and hate shitand hell yea i been impatienttruth is i dont give a fuck if i make itbut if i039m gonna make it i039m gonna leave you nakedtake it take it take it i039ma say it four timesfuck that na i039ma say it more timesi just go ahead and talk my life its a kawinky dink that it all rhymesand first world problems confuse meand if you don039t feel that you amuse mekick back while im blowin on a looseyi fall back then i throw it on a loose leafand if ya man whack don039t introduce meits useless like girls that don039t seduce mewhos he i don039t know i just do meand in the long run trying to improve meutopia039s a word not a placelet that marinatehappiness is a feeling not a spaceand i feel greati spread love but no hippy shiti did molly twice but no trippy shiti be sippinn shit with that sticky shiti got crack flow with that whitney shitmy minds elsewhere but who the hell caresi039m 25 with no job or healthcarei thank god that i never seen welarebut i still pray to heaven cus its hell here

meanwhile im gonna keep you on the edge youre my toy masochist so i wanna edge you til
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